Miscellaneous: Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous... - FML

By tongue tied - 11/02/2013 08:57 - United States - Meadville

Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous that I got tongue-tied and then blurted out, "Stupid autocorrect." FML

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Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

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Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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Today, while messaging a possible new hire to set up an interview at my retail job, I meant to say, "Thank you for being flexible" - in regards to scheduling. Instead, it autocorrected to, "Thank you for being delicious." FML

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Today, I had a brain fart moment while asking out a cute guy. I meant to say, "When are you going to let me take you out for coffee?” but what actually came out of my mouth was, “When are you going to let me do you?” He turned bright red and I ran away, and I’m too scared to go back. FML

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By Dave - 19/12/2018 18:00

Today, I said to a girl that I recently started dating, ‘I like you so far’. My phone had other plans and decide to autocorrect far to fat as I hit send. FML.

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By KereKris - 17/06/2020 14:05

Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 15:00

Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML

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Top comments

Izabushel 65

Monday 11 February 2013 16:06

If there only was autocorrect for some conversations.

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Monday 11 February 2013 16:06

Technology and its mindfuckery: 1. Poor woman who fell to technology: 0.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Monday 11 February 2013 16:11

That's okay, OP. Sometimes when I try to type: Peter Piper Picked a Patcipicklpeprs I get tongue tied too. Were starting to confuse technology with reality. Just last week I accidentally said "lol" instead of actually laughing. Safe to say I was ashamed.

ManInTheMachine 19

Monday 11 February 2013 16:14

Dammit, *We're. Stupid tongue.

Pleonasm 35

Monday 11 February 2013 16:17

But how can you feel shame, you're a ROBOT! I'm on to you, you cyborg! ;)

ManInTheMachine 19

Monday 11 February 2013 16:22

Noor: Not to mention ****-covered. Pleo: >.>

RustySkoog 2

Monday 11 February 2013 16:13

if it that happened when someone was taking to me, i would have found it funny. if he can't laugh at something like that, find someone else

ulissey_fml 22

Monday 11 February 2013 16:15

"tongue-tied"? I love iphonated words..

Pleonasm 35

Monday 11 February 2013 16:18

iphonated? Did you mean hyphenated? I mean, it's not as if hypens are some sort of app for the iphone or anything...

HeartOfLead 24

Tuesday 12 February 2013 5:19

Cut him some slack, he was just finger-twisted.

leadawg75 12

Monday 11 February 2013 16:17

Hey, maybe he thought it was funny. He could have a great sense of humor!

perdix 29

Monday 11 February 2013 16:18

Personally, I like it when girls get nervous and tongue-tied around me. It shows that they are excited to be in my presence, which, in turn, excites me ;)

Fmylab 8

Monday 11 February 2013 16:19

I have the same problem on my ducking cell phone. See?

Sputnikspak 13

Monday 11 February 2013 16:24

Some brains have autocorrect. We call it 'common sense'.

Acik91 26

Monday 11 February 2013 18:37

Sometimes it's just damn-I-didn't-get-enough-sleep mode. That's when the 'autocorrect' goes wrong.

MeLikeBigBoom 8

Monday 11 February 2013 16:25

Tell him you had an iPhone surgically inserted into your head 2 years ago.

bioss89 16

Monday 11 February 2013 16:28

If he likes you he will think it as "cute".

2dog 15

Monday 11 February 2013 16:30

That's awkward!

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