Miscellaneous: Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous...

By tongue tied - 11/02/2013 08:57 - United States - Meadville

Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous that I got tongue-tied and then blurted out, "Stupid autocorrect." FML

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By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

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By sharon - 14/12/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a presentation at work, when I said, "But we could care less about that." My boss asked if I meant, "Couldn't care less." Wanting to avoid embarrassment, I tried to think up an excuse, only to end up blurting that it was my phone's auto-correct. FML

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By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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By Boulette - 23/06/2014 05:44 - France - Dammartin-en-go?le

Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML

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By Tristan - 30/07/2020 02:01

Today, while messaging a possible new hire to set up an interview at my retail job, I meant to say, "Thank you for being flexible" - in regards to scheduling. Instead, it autocorrected to, "Thank you for being delicious." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2023 06:00

Today, I had a brain fart moment while asking out a cute guy. I meant to say, "When are you going to let me take you out for coffee?” but what actually came out of my mouth was, “When are you going to let me do you?” He turned bright red and I ran away, and I’m too scared to go back. FML

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By Dave - 19/12/2018 18:00

Today, I said to a girl that I recently started dating, ‘I like you so far’. My phone had other plans and decide to autocorrect far to fat as I hit send. FML.

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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Hi how are you?

By KereKris - 17/06/2020 14:05

Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 15:00

Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML

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Izabushel 65

Monday 11 February 2013 16:06

If there only was autocorrect for some conversations.

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Monday 11 February 2013 16:06

Technology and its mindfuckery: 1. Poor woman who fell to technology: 0.

Comments

eaglerob 20

Monday 11 February 2013 16:52

Don't worry; if he was a good guy, he probably thought your rambling was cute. :)

CynicalWolf 9

Monday 11 February 2013 17:45

Honestly, if I was a guy I would find that adorable. Awkward and kinda weird. But cute.

drayloon 50

Monday 11 February 2013 18:00

I am a guy, and I completely agree

jdimaria3 13

Monday 11 February 2013 20:29

I am a guy and I third this.

SuperDanielNL 23

Monday 11 February 2013 18:15

Damn, I feel ya. Hopefully he though it was cute, atleast thats what I'd think.

Colecto_fml 26

Monday 11 February 2013 19:50

That's actually quote funny and cute. I'd laugh at that :)

10showgirl 16

Monday 11 February 2013 20:27

I actually think that's hilarious!

jdimaria3 13

Monday 11 February 2013 20:27

I hope he didn't take it seriously. I would've thought it was funny and kind of cute if that happened to a girl who was talking to me.

doritowhore 9

Monday 11 February 2013 20:39

I can just picture her then saying "backspace backspace backspace"

Dracospinks 5

Monday 11 February 2013 21:15

This may be a sign that you spend too much time on the computer or on your phone.

onorexveritas 23

Monday 11 February 2013 21:15

that's better than saying lol

raesos91 26

Monday 11 February 2013 21:33

afterwards, did you look at your naked wrist & say, "wow, time sure flies by, gotta go!"?

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