Miscellaneous: Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous... - FML

By tongue tied - 11/02/2013 08:57 - United States - Meadville

Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous that I got tongue-tied and then blurted out, "Stupid autocorrect." FML

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By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

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By sharon - 14/12/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a presentation at work, when I said, "But we could care less about that." My boss asked if I meant, "Couldn't care less." Wanting to avoid embarrassment, I tried to think up an excuse, only to end up blurting that it was my phone's auto-correct. FML

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By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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By Boulette - 23/06/2014 05:44 - France - Dammartin-en-go?le

Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML

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By Tristan - 30/07/2020 02:01

Today, while messaging a possible new hire to set up an interview at my retail job, I meant to say, "Thank you for being flexible" - in regards to scheduling. Instead, it autocorrected to, "Thank you for being delicious." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2023 06:00

Today, I had a brain fart moment while asking out a cute guy. I meant to say, "When are you going to let me take you out for coffee?” but what actually came out of my mouth was, “When are you going to let me do you?” He turned bright red and I ran away, and I’m too scared to go back. FML

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By Dave - 19/12/2018 18:00

Today, I said to a girl that I recently started dating, ‘I like you so far’. My phone had other plans and decide to autocorrect far to fat as I hit send. FML.

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By KereKris - 17/06/2020 14:05

Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 15:00

Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML

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Izabushel 65

Monday 11 February 2013 16:06

If there only was autocorrect for some conversations.

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Monday 11 February 2013 16:06

Technology and its mindfuckery: 1. Poor woman who fell to technology: 0.

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Mackay92 14

Monday 11 February 2013 21:47

how does that even happen you're the first person i may think that acually said that during a conversation

darlinjai 18

Monday 11 February 2013 21:51

See you have to be smooth about that too. Act as if it's just something you say normally. However I'm sure if you posted it on here? That your eyes probably went wide. It's ok OP next time...act like you meant to do it.

seacadet 18

Monday 11 February 2013 21:55

Yet another example of how we are becoming to dependent on technology... When we forget we're in real life and do this bullshit.. There are many more FMLs similar to this one.

Rodville 28

Monday 11 February 2013 22:06

I would have found it cute. But that's just one mans opinion and not representative of men in general.

thejust666 6

Monday 11 February 2013 22:13

I'm so using that, lol

AdamsNumberOne 16

Tuesday 12 February 2013 4:17

whaaat?

ThirstyGrunt 6

Tuesday 12 February 2013 5:24

Did you then say "face palm!" ?

doodoo10 10

Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:16

it's kind of like saying: "Lolz" in person. It's super annoying.

Satoaoi 13

Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:18

we all make mistakes. but ive never heard of anyone blurting out a technological term in a conversation

1crabbygirl 10

Tuesday 12 February 2013 12:39

I would have laughed.

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