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what the ****.
Why would you tell a random stranger all your problems?
Because venting helps a lot of people, and your friends could squeal about your problems to mutual friends. It's like what people do on this site: They tell strangers their problems in relative anonymity so that they can vent without telling everyone else in their lives.
That is literally the entire premise of FML.
Too little, too late. Not funny.
Say yes if he has a lot of money to give you in exchange.
I don't, but hey, I've got personality!
children are not to blame :/
What a perv
"So, how are we going to do this?" Slowly, I imagine :)
Preferably not at all.
Despite what some people seem to think, being a decent or kind human being to someone you find attractive does not mean they owe you anything.
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Someone has seen a little too much ****.
That old dog wanted you to teach him some new tricks... O.o