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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 16:16 - United States - Smyrna

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Today, while jogging in the park, a confused elderly gentleman asked me for directions, so I told him how to get to where he needed to go. He paused for a long moment, then asked me if he could eat me out. FML
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MisterEx 28

The directions you gave him were too long. He wanted a shortcut. To between your legs.

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Zarcissa 34

Yikes, it's always creepy when someone old enough to be your grandparent suggests things like this.

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extrasnipes 22

"Sir, it's '**** her right in the pussy!'"

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koganti 18

I think, it would be a prank

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DoomedGemini 37

Sadly, things like this aren't exactly uncommon.

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el_bell3618 29

On the bright side, eating you out seemed more important to him than wherever he was going! :D

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jelrid 30

Hmm, Probably about as important to him as to where he was coming from.

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Zarcissa 34

Yikes, it's always creepy when someone old enough to be your grandparent suggests things like this.

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kylo_117 17

So this has happened to you before?

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HitmanKillsYou 13

some girls are into sugar daddies. look at the girls around Hugh Heffner all the time.

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syki 22

@29 Yeah, they're not with him for his looks.

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Zarcissa 34

#16: Actually, yes it has happened to me once. Held an door open for an elderly man and he staarted hitting on me. :|

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DippinGrizzly907 27

Short, sweet, and to the point! As will be my reply to thee! *clicks thumb up*

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MisterEx 28

The directions you gave him were too long. He wanted a shortcut. To between your legs.

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andrewduncan 16

Maybe he meant can he take you out to eat???

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trucker2 33

Should have licked you finger, and tell him you got it covered.

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8313girl 28

Or he'd lick his lips and ask to suck her finger.

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fmlfreek101 15

He was probably just looking for a nice place to eat.

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