By missedfistbump - 20/03/2013 14:31 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML
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DocBastard 38

So we went from a handshake in the 70's to a high-five in the 80's to a fist bump now. What the hell is next? "Hey, great job!" *grabs ankles*

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trellz17 19

How is this an FML?

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upallnight11 19

How on earth did you manage that?

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HeadlessSparrow 20

Well, fist bumping doesn't determine how awesome you are. But missing it when your boss tries to give you one does. Ah just kidding. You're awesome... I think. I don't know.

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perdix 29

From "you're awesome" to "you're fired" in the blink of an eye. How can a company employ anyone who cannot handle basic hand gestures, bro-ham?

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krazykyra 12

It was a challenge, which you failed. :P

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rattusrattus 18

HULK FIST BUMP BOSS! HULK FILE PAPERS! HULK HELP CUSTOMERS! HULK SMASH POOR EMPLOYEE MORALE!

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SuperdudeGuy 8

I wonder if your boss was thinking about giving you a promotion.

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