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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 16:46 - Ireland - Bagenalstown

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone, when I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart. He swore at me for being a pig, hung up, and has ignored all my subsequent calls. I try not to date idiots, but it's like I have a big old shithead-attracting magnet attached to me or something. FML
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ilovesuju 10

the fart fmls are always the funniest

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SandiRainbowFish 20

Wow, like he never farts. What an ass. You deserve better, OP!

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StoryOfTheYear 14

40- If he didn't tolerate a fart I assume that he wouldn't talk to her at all in the first place if she was high.

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gloria89108 1

Attention : WOMEN do not fart !!!! Ever !!! ( they fluff ) hahahhahaha

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dellis44 7

well you are a girl, that automatically means you're gonna attract douchebags. my advice, go find a nice guy, don't make him your best friend, and date him. nice guys are getting more and more scarce. you better snatch one up asap!

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Discombobulated9 12

I don't know, I dated a 'nice guy' and after a year he turned into an obsessive asshole. You can never truly know someone until you've been with them for a while; it's just the luck of the draw.

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xNiiiiiCKx 4

yeah that so lady like... your a disgusting woman, be polite... pig...

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broadwaybrian 2

You can fart in my face girl I won't trip ;)

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fishereric 1

You agreed to date him, it's partially your fault for the dating idiots part.

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moniquemonique 0

What exactly did you expect to happen?? If I was him I would've dumped your ass on the spot.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Really? You would dump someone just because of a normal bodily function? How shallow of you. ._.

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wdawson1970 4

I agree lady , I have dumped a few women for this. It's gross I don't do it in front of them and expect the same respect! She is a pig!

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little_one 20

I blame genetics but I fart I can't help it and if you live with someone you both have to fart sometime. Apparently I even fart when I sleep, so just laugh about it and move on or be very careful what you eat but, holding in a fart sucks. FYL and **** him.

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dominic1221 6

"I, being a smart guy"?! Arrogance ain't a turn-on, sleaze-ball. Kick it down a few notches and maybe the girls won't vomit at the thought of you. I give you this advice cause I care.

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EduJav321 24

Its kinda funny how HE is the one complaining about it considering its usually the girl complaining about the guy farting while the guy finds it funny if the girl does it... Unless he goes by the whole 'girls dont poop' thing

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