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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 16:46 - Ireland - Bagenalstown

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone, when I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart. He swore at me for being a pig, hung up, and has ignored all my subsequent calls. I try not to date idiots, but it's like I have a big old shithead-attracting magnet attached to me or something. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By gross - 23/05/2021 02:00

Today, while on a date with an amazing guy, I burped. He called me a disgusting pig and immediately left. I have burped a total of three times in my life and have therefore never learned how to control it. FML

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By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By StinkyandStupid - 15/03/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2017 22:00 - United States - Holland

Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML

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Gas wars

By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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Uber stank

By Not your scapegoat - 09/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend let out a vile fart in an Uber. It stank so bad, the driver threatened to kick us out. She blamed it on me and called me a pig. Then, she ripped another one, and he actually did kick us out. She had the nerve to act hurt when I called a second Uber only for myself. FML

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ilovesuju 10

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:16

the fart fmls are always the funniest

SandiRainbowFish 20

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:18

Wow, like he never farts. What an ass. You deserve better, OP!

Comments

Caliborn_06 11

Sunday 3 June 2012 11:20

You sound vulgar and unladylike. Which is very unattractive. I don't blame him at all. YDI

Bekll 31

Sunday 3 June 2012 11:36

You'd be better off with a blown up sex doll then, because all girls pass gas.

baddawg365 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 11:28

To those who thumbed me down it was an earlier FML where a girl said she was so high she farted and her BF had jus walked in and she tried to blame it on the bird.

baddawg365 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 11:32

85- Are you kidding me? A chick ripping ass is different from smoking weed or smoking period. I mean how do you come up with that conclusion?

BenTaz 7

Sunday 3 June 2012 11:38

Farting is a natural thing. Do it loudly and proudly :) Besides, they sound so damn funny XD

mightymart 5

Sunday 3 June 2012 12:32

I like the fact that you used the word ******** to describe him when talking about a fart FML, so poetic

Helenarth 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 12:44

And here we have a classic case of Nice Guy Syndrome.

blackvyper 8

Sunday 3 June 2012 13:34

Wherever you may be let your wind blow free 'cause that's what killed my granny.

PoeSG1 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 13:53

Hell, everyone does it... Sometimes it can't be helped. If you gotta go, you gotta go! On another note, all i seem to date are cheating bitches so look me up. :-p

vman769 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 14:12

Disgusting and not sexy at all. Yeah we all do it, but a woman should preserve the sexiness. Probably would have reacted the same way as your bf myself. ;-)