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By MTJY - 12/09/2011 04:53 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was talking to my ex. After pouring my heart out to her, saying we were meant for each other, she looked at me and said, "Don't bother, I've already slept with your brother." FML
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Chazyj 4

Damn some girls are not for every one see if she has a sister ;)

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roobin302 0

sleep with her brother.. j/k. whatta bitch

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_Krijs 5

Sorry bro, I thought you were over her.

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perdix 29

Maybe you could be her back-up dick when your brother is out of town or screwing yet another of your women.

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Silence129 0

Ouch that's cold. Guess we know who has the jewels of the family eh?

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slipknotz 0

Sleep with her mum. Seems like what she should get.

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leadman1989 15

"in the night I hear them talk, coldest story ever told -- somewhere far along this road he list his soul,to a woman so heartless." What a heartless bitch, but I blame your brother MORE!!!

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halleyroosan 8

What's with you and lyrics? You spell the lyrics wrong every time, too. Keep on trying, but I don't think Kanye West lyrics are very promising.

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leadman1989 15

I spell them wrong? Well at least this means your reading my comments. You have good taste. ;p

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halleyroosan 8

I do read your comments. (: I've enjoyed a few, too. Have you, by any chance, heard The Fray's version of "Heartless"?

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leadman1989 15

Yes, yes I have... I love the fray! and thanks for the compliment. :)

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halleyroosan 8

I forgive you for knowing Kanye lyrics now. It would be inexcusable if you had never heard The Fray's version. It's so good. (:

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salvorican 24

That bitch is cold man..

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