By tempted to become single - 21/10/2012 16:00 - United States - Atwater

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend about extinct peoples, and I said how close the Jewish people came to becoming one. She condescendingly told me they don't exist anymore. When I asked what she was talking about, I realized she was confusing them with the Vikings. What the hell? FML
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Same thing different taste

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What the hell indeed! I don't know, their light white skin, thick accents, and their ability on horses are easy to confuse... Wait... Never mind. I'm thinking about Prussians.

She might be on to something. I've never heard of a Jewish Viking.

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Or the various places around the world. Norsewood in New Zealand was only founded in the 1890s. It's still there, same with dannevirke. I myself am a practising Asatruar, and can trace my family back to the 900s.

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indifferentx 5

The Jews should have been extinct. Haha. Vikings were the shit. Kikes, not so much.

I am a little curious about your name. If you are jewish then definately dump her, but if not then c'mon! You could have soo much fun with her!

TcheQ 12

YDI for having a dumbass for a gf

Well they are both part of a group of peoples who were gold hungry

Awww you two will have lots of beautiful children together!! Make sure that she home schools them too!!

actually, Judaism is passed on through the mother, so technically it's a religion AND a race

Toothbrush12 9

In reply to the several people that commented saying otherwise: yes, Jews could become extinct. It's very hard to become a Jew if you weren't born one. And you are only born one if your mother is a Jew as well. (By the way, like I said in my last comment, I'm not looking for a fight with other FML members here. If I'm wrong, there's no need for fireworks).

Vikings aren't extinct, that's like saying romans were extinct... People in Scandinavia are the decendants of the vikings.