Miscellaneous: Today, I was talking to my guy friend on the phone. He said,...

By Girafarig - 31/07/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, I was talking to my guy friend on the phone. He said, "You sound depressed, I should cheer you up and give you a big hug." Jokingly, I responded, "You wouldn't hug something as gross as me." His response? "You'd be surprised." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Lastsecondstand - 06/04/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I jokingly went over to a an attractive female co-worker and said "you look like you need a hug". She told me she wasn't feeling well and didn't want to be touched. No more than 30 seconds after our encounter she ran to give one of our more attractive male co-workers a hug. FML

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By Andrew - 12/10/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

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By cookiecutter8 - 06/11/2015 17:15 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML

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Don't touch me

By squishyboy - 26/05/2009 08:23 - New Zealand

Today, I weighed myself for the first time in a while and confirmed that I have put on a few pounds. I was feeling a bit down about it. I went to work and on arriving a workmate I hadn't seen in a while gave me a hug. She said, "I love hugging you, you're so nice and squishy." FML

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Hit and miss

By KitCatAttack - 11/10/2020 10:06

Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML

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By CooBerry3851 - 28/08/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

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d_hoffryn 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:01

That's what you get for fishing I'm afraid.

reset_button 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:02

YDI for fishing for compliments

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capital_seven 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 1:57

He was trying to be nice. :/

decibel_beads 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 1:59

Hahaha. Ask question, get answer.

OnDistantShores 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 2:45

Sooo not deserving of being an FML. Clearly he meant it nicely, you took it the worst possible way it could be taken...as girls always do. He's trying to tell you he's interested.

Mr_Horrible 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 3:03

Ahh yes, if there is one thing avid FML readers should know by now is that fishing for a compliment frequently ends in disaster.

NamiSuiteheart 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 3:26

Definitely.

ashell 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 4:00

YDI, obviously.

dynamics_xx 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 4:09

LOL

john32190 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 4:18

Sounds like one of Mike Birbiglia's jokes.

McDouchey 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 4:24

he was trying to be sweet... Maybe?

jmeg_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 4:57

self deprecation = bad for everyone i'm sure you're a lovely person when you keep up with your personal hygiene and there are plenty of people who would hug you.