Miscellaneous: Today, I was talking to my guy friend on the phone. He said,...

By Girafarig - 31/07/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, I was talking to my guy friend on the phone. He said, "You sound depressed, I should cheer you up and give you a big hug." Jokingly, I responded, "You wouldn't hug something as gross as me." His response? "You'd be surprised." FML

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By Lastsecondstand - 06/04/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I jokingly went over to a an attractive female co-worker and said "you look like you need a hug". She told me she wasn't feeling well and didn't want to be touched. No more than 30 seconds after our encounter she ran to give one of our more attractive male co-workers a hug. FML

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By Andrew - 12/10/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

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By cookiecutter8 - 06/11/2015 17:15 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML

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Don't touch me

By squishyboy - 26/05/2009 08:23 - New Zealand

Today, I weighed myself for the first time in a while and confirmed that I have put on a few pounds. I was feeling a bit down about it. I went to work and on arriving a workmate I hadn't seen in a while gave me a hug. She said, "I love hugging you, you're so nice and squishy." FML

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Hit and miss

By KitCatAttack - 11/10/2020 10:06

Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML

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By CooBerry3851 - 28/08/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

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d_hoffryn 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:01

That's what you get for fishing I'm afraid.

reset_button 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:02

YDI for fishing for compliments

Comments

kukopia 0

Friday 31 July 2009 21:30

I don't get this - must be 'cause I'm a guy. 'guy friend' = emotional tampon, to be used (almost literally) at your discretion You were obviously dumping your emotional slough on him because he offered to cheer you up. You make a self-insulting 'joke' and get all whiney when he gives a reply you don't approve of... Fishing for compliment FAIL Friend FAIL Gross Pass

Ketz 0

Friday 31 July 2009 21:41

What he should have said was nothing.

ohnoyouDINT 0

Friday 31 July 2009 21:42

no, that's what you should've said.

canadian_girl289 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 2:24

LOL! yes :D "err...whatever..."

HelloStarshine 0

Friday 31 July 2009 21:48

This is completely your fault. It's obvious he was joking. He meant well. Don't go and say crap like that if you don't wanna hear what's coming next. What he said isn't even that bad. I've seen much worse.

deaditegirl 0

Friday 31 July 2009 22:18

YDI for fishing for compliments. Quit your whining and learn to take a joke.

indigo_x 0

Friday 31 July 2009 22:34

You set yourself up for that one.

FoundManyLemons 0

Friday 31 July 2009 22:41

Zing!

sparxva 12

Friday 31 July 2009 22:47

Your life doesn't suck. Your friend said he'd give you a hug. Even when you were acting whiny and feeling sorry for yourself. You've got a good friend. Now take off your diaper and put on your big girl pants.