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By ...... - 08/10/2011 02:40 - United States

Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

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Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2014 14:34 - United Kingdom - Ormskirk

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML

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By Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00

Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Bedford

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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Today, I was scrolling through my phone and saw a post from my nephew's mother, my brother's girlfriend. She has a swollen eye that my brother gave her. I've been telling him for months to get his temper in control, and now he's facing possible charges, and she's utterly traumatized. I wish I could cut off relations. FML

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By mommysgirlapparently - 29/10/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML

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macrosoft 3

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:57

Hey sounds very caring, you should thank him

vctrmora 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:57

He's just keeping him "pimp" hand strong!

Comments

siickman 7

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:01

Lmfao... I fell on the floor laughing.. Im sorry if im the only one findig this funny ... Haha

guckylynn 19

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:53

It's not that funny..,

superangryandy 2

Saturday 8 October 2011 7:03

That's ROFLing not LMFAOing.

KristinaKreme 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 7:56

I actually found it quite hilarious. It went into my favorites.

vbmg152 18

Saturday 8 October 2011 8:28

I also think it's funny! Mane he'll learn to keep his mouth shut & not gossip about his mother in law! HDI!!

vbmg152 18

Saturday 8 October 2011 8:30

It's supposed to say maybe not mane! Stupid autocorrect is driving me crazy tonight!

snakerake 10

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:26

Vbmg152- you are misunderstanding the FML

joee182 3

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:02

at least he cares that much lol

bjr1208 3

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:02

Hoes need to be kept in their place.

uprising_fml 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:42

idiot .

damara3 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:03

Why is this an FML?! I'm jealous.

free2speak 14

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:04

Bahaha! exactly!

perdix 29

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:06

Someone knows how to knock a bully down a few pegs. Now, you can get over your eating disorder and either gain or lose 50 pounds depending on which dysfunctional coping mechanism you chose.

Fenteliman 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 7:36

You realize the post on Facebook was from the uncle to the FML creator's mother in law, right?

every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 8 October 2011 7:49

Fente, what part of his comment leads you to believe otherwise? You either don't understand what he's saying or making a horrible attempt at trolling. I'm going to go with...(this is a tough one)....you're stoopid.

perdix 29

Saturday 8 October 2011 18:03

#48. Yeah, I got it, genius. What I was referring to was that women who are the victims of bullying sometimes react by becoming anorexic or stuffing themselves with food.

xXSillyLoveXx 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:06

This should be on 'Monster In-Laws'

every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:07

I've never actually witnessed a pimp-slapping in progress so if you wouldn't mind letting us know when this is going to go down and let us watch, or upload to YouTube, that would be magnificent too.