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By ilovedirt - 10/07/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML
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beryd 0

At least your still getting some color. : )

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plebeianFelix 5

on the bright side, you couldn't have provided a more accurate description of the mechanics involved.

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Livinia 11

Your 'friend' sounds like a moron.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

So does the boyfriend.

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sweetheartslim 0

you have such a beautiful profile picture, I admit I'm a little jealous

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fiju 15

sucks for you :/ but at least be happy cause you're tiny or he wouldn't be able to pick you up and throw you :D

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MrSexyPants 14

He ain't no Pokemon trainer, bitch.

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jackiemoonthepro 5

you should've pulled off some sweet flips and landed in the kiddie pool

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birdfreak 24

ouch. that sucks. I have bruises on my knees. stupid gym.

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crowbar_2010 2

suuuuuure it was the gym. how do you explain the white stuff on your face?! you cant play the sour cream card again,fool!

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swittig 0

Good Guy Greg would have caught you.

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Cressalys 0

I bet Scumbag Steve was the one who threw her.

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Cressalys 0

Btw if you're on funny junk we should front page this.

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cumverg 0

Or on Reddit. Or on 4chan. Or on Memebase.

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J1hill33 12

you should know that you're never safe around your friends

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Shadow_Phantom 26

What a douche... FYL.

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