Health: Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under...

By ilovedirt - 10/07/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML

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By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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By babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

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By WetPhone - 15/06/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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By klutz - 10/08/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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By kyle - 05/06/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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Sunday 10 July 2011 9:27

No ***** were given that day.

beryd 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:30

At least your still getting some color. : )

Comments

TalkinSmack 6

Sunday 10 July 2011 12:03

ur friend is an idiot

Vash_41288 10

Sunday 10 July 2011 12:30

I'm just wondering why the BF did not catch her?

mikaylaraymond 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 12:50

we can say assholes sorry op that sucks

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Sunday 10 July 2011 14:28

So sorry, OP!I have friends just like this. Hope the bruise isn't too bad.

KatrinaKitten 16

Sunday 10 July 2011 15:57

Ouch! Maybe your boyfriend just has really slow eye-hand coordination and what-not :/

minidinosaurgoes 9

Sunday 10 July 2011 17:02

i thought it was going to say that you landed on a kid and their ex marine dad beat you up or sumptin like that

AlexisSilver 10

Sunday 10 July 2011 17:31

why was your boyfriend in the kiddie pool...?

softball40xx 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 17:34

wow nice friends u got!?

kei1108 13

Sunday 10 July 2011 18:13

might wanna get a new friend... or at least talk to him about it.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 10 July 2011 20:14

How is this even partially the boyfriend's fault? What if the "friend" threw her poorly or didn't throw her far enough? It's unreasonable to expect the boyfriend to catch her in a situation like that. The friend shouldn't have picked her up in the first place.