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By unluckycounsellor - 30/06/2009 23:26 - Bermuda

Today, I was teaching swimming. A small boy said his stomach hurt, so I placed him on my back and carried him to the main building where he could lay down. He then jumped off my back and ran back towards the beach because 'he felt better'. I had explosive diarrhea all over my back. FML

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

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Topguy 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 9:45

ewwww bad day...

TheChanel 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 9:52

see, this is why I'm just really not fond of kids... FYL

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moms_mistake 2

Wednesday 24 November 2010 3:49

how did you not notice this?!

eddysfmls 0

Monday 9 May 2011 4:37

hahahaha

Ninabug28 5

Saturday 16 July 2011 18:55

Ew. That's all I can say

shinolie 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 0:27

Soundz fun

jeffmusson1309 1

Saturday 15 September 2012 23:00

Oh my god that Is fuc*ing discusting

megg0601 6

Sunday 4 November 2012 20:01

Aww feel so bad for you!

bakerella 29

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:31

this is HORRIBLE and would scare me away from kids for a long time. FYL indeed

keyofdestiny13 24

Thursday 2 April 2015 22:54

Why would you put him on your back?

gilbertclarence 9

Saturday 3 December 2016 6:14

the boy didn't wipe his butt either?

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