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By ugly - 11/06/2012 12:01 - Australia

Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML

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Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML

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By Erick - 11/05/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML

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By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 15:32 - Canada

Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML

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By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 00:00

Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 11:43 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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RedPillSucks 31

Monday 11 June 2012 18:34

That's when you busted a move and asked the stranger out, right? Right??? Take control of your destiny.

ColdplaySucks 18

Monday 11 June 2012 18:34

Is feeling attractive the only thing people strive for these days?

Comments

Eiregal2 10

Monday 11 June 2012 23:41

awww pet! you should take a day off and make it all about you,get to the salon,freshen up the hairstyle, get a facial or massage and when you get home put on the sexiest outfit you have and look at you in the mirror. be sure to compliment the reflection. it sounds silly yes. but works!

sillylilly1987 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 0:10

ugh isn't that wat u wanted, not really and fml moment don't ya think?...kinda weird wtf

HALAL_fml 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 0:17

U are beautiful no matter what someone says

Chandler1Bing 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 0:45

U.G.L.Y. U ain't got not allaby! U ugly! what? what? U ugly!

Epikouros 31

Tuesday 12 June 2012 0:47

That was a seduction technique. Smart guys flirt with ugly girls in order to make their beautiful girlfriends jealous and interested.

Epikouros 31

Tuesday 12 June 2012 0:49

You're right, #13: if you put out, nobody cares how you look!

turkturkington 13

Tuesday 12 June 2012 0:53

Stop feeling sorry for yourself. You're perfect just the way you are. CHEESE BUT TRUE. Now go think about useful things before people get annoyed at you.