Work: Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting...

By Anon - 27/08/2015 08:37 - United States

Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML

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By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London

Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

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By zacharynedley - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2019 16:03

Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 20:48 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML

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Great reference

By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 05:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, after I'd asked my brother be my reference for a job, he made up some story about a 9-month contract, then the work was done so they told me not to come anymore. My potential new boss told me how big of a liar I was and how it cost me the job. FML

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By Loopylogo - 10/01/2017 14:01

Today, my boss came into the office asked how I was doing and seemed totally normal and happy, then said, "I have to let you go. I heard some bad things about you." He wouldn't tell me what he heard, or from whom. FML

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By Paul - 02/05/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 15:14

Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML

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By larsn - 03/06/2016 20:32 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I regret calling my hardass boss a cocksucking bastard when I quit a few months back. My new job just laid me off, and I could desperately use a good reference from the aforementioned cocksucking bastard. FML

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WTF does that even mean?

By Betrayed - 16/03/2022 16:00

Today, my coworker, who I thought was my “friend,” threw me under the bus and showed my boss all the texts I'd sent talking shit about her. I was sacked. I confronted him and told him I thought we were friends. He replied, “The mouse is friend of the cheese, it doesn’t mean he’s not gonna eat it.” FML

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nutella4life 14

Thursday 27 August 2015 20:08

should've kept your mouth shut, OP

Mossyoak_kw 28

Thursday 27 August 2015 20:15

Never ever talk about things like this to a coworker, it's basically asking for them to snitch and start trouble.

Comments

GrumpyGrinch 23

Friday 28 August 2015 0:18

Well, in a scum business you can reasonably expect to have scum coworkers! Why trust them?

jackycat 17

Friday 28 August 2015 1:08

pete9913 23

Friday 28 August 2015 1:14

You're better off OP. you couldn't trust your coworker or your boss.

Benzio 15

Friday 28 August 2015 3:32

You shouldn't want that reference anyway, but wrongful termination lawyers here you come.

fergnasty 14

Friday 28 August 2015 4:28

Due to being fired and not quitting you're eligible for unemployment. Not the worst thing ever...

AlexanderDavidd 13

Friday 28 August 2015 4:53

That's what i love about Canada, incompetence is not a valid reason to fire someone so bosses can't pull shit like that

cjcjcjx 7

Friday 28 August 2015 5:26

At least they can't say anything bad about you to future employers. Unless you have them down as a character reference, if they are just listed in employment history, they can't say anything bad about you. Only facts. They can say you worked there, how long, etc. They can't say you got fired for all of that because there is probably no evidence, so you could actually sue them for saying negative things to a future employer.

ea247 20

Friday 28 August 2015 5:42

well you were gonna quit anyway

Dakang 3

Friday 28 August 2015 6:55

why the shit would you tell your coworker? don't you know people can't keep their mouth shut?

plan_Z 14

Friday 28 August 2015 8:15

At least op can mooo-ve on now to a job where his cow-orkers are not milking him for information to go charging to his bull-headed boss to grass him up. #42 I calf believe you would take advantage of someone's spelling mistake like that.