Work: Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting...

By Anon - 27/08/2015 08:37 - United States

Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML

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By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London

Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

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By zacharynedley - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2019 16:03

Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 20:48 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 05:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, after I'd asked my brother be my reference for a job, he made up some story about a 9-month contract, then the work was done so they told me not to come anymore. My potential new boss told me how big of a liar I was and how it cost me the job. FML

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By Loopylogo - 10/01/2017 14:01

Today, my boss came into the office asked how I was doing and seemed totally normal and happy, then said, "I have to let you go. I heard some bad things about you." He wouldn't tell me what he heard, or from whom. FML

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By Paul - 02/05/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 15:14

Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML

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By larsn - 03/06/2016 20:32 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I regret calling my hardass boss a cocksucking bastard when I quit a few months back. My new job just laid me off, and I could desperately use a good reference from the aforementioned cocksucking bastard. FML

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WTF does that even mean?

By Betrayed - 16/03/2022 16:00

Today, my coworker, who I thought was my “friend,” threw me under the bus and showed my boss all the texts I'd sent talking shit about her. I was sacked. I confronted him and told him I thought we were friends. He replied, “The mouse is friend of the cheese, it doesn’t mean he’s not gonna eat it.” FML

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nutella4life 14

Thursday 27 August 2015 20:08

should've kept your mouth shut, OP

Mossyoak_kw 28

Thursday 27 August 2015 20:15

Never ever talk about things like this to a coworker, it's basically asking for them to snitch and start trouble.

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PsychicBulwark 4

Thursday 27 August 2015 20:32

Anybody who uses the word "snitch" doesn't strike me as a stand-up guy. The charges against you seem to jibe with that, no less.

corky1992 33

Thursday 27 August 2015 20:42

I'm sorry but you kind of deserve it. Next time keep it to yourself. Employers don't want to keep you if they know you don't want to be there. There are plenty of people who would love to take your place.

Bragi 12

Thursday 27 August 2015 20:46

You never discuss quiting with cow-orkers. YDI.

EarlFug 19

Friday 28 August 2015 3:07

Or cows at all, from my experience. They're unsympathetic.

sailorarctic 22

Thursday 27 August 2015 20:48

YDI, never trust anyonr at work. tjlhey'll do anything to make themselves looks good

klawzor 17

Saturday 29 August 2015 0:10

Spell much?

Cads1 24

Thursday 27 August 2015 20:49

May be the work place was horrible because of staff members with poor attitudes like yours.

Kitiara521 24

Thursday 27 August 2015 20:53

Live and learn. Now you know not to talk about plans to leave. Best of luck on the job hunt.

8313girl 28

Thursday 27 August 2015 20:56

Anyone clicking ydi is a lowlife troll scum. Maybe he's underappreciated at his job or wasn't growing like he thought he would in the company. His only mistake was telling his coworker. OP, you would have been better off telling a close trusted friend. I hope you find something soon and you ought to still be able to get unemployment. Good luck!!!