Miscellaneous: Today, I was telling my friends a story. I added a few "embellishments"...

By Anonymous - 04/11/2013 11:39

Today, I was telling my friends a story. I added a few "embellishments" to make it more intense. One my friends piped up with, "I was with you, half of what you just said wasn't true". It's now all over Facebook and I'm known as "The Bullshitter". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2020 09:00

Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2021 16:00 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, a coworker told me something I didn't realize was confidential, until later when my boss called me, saying someone may have shared something confidential with me, and me, not thinking so, said I don't think anyone did. We hung up, they called back and elaborated, and it dawned on me now they think I'm a liar. FML

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By Embarassed - 24/08/2011 02:44 - United Kingdom

Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 00:32 - United States

Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML

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By lonely - 01/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML

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By ashbox233 - 09/11/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML

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By morning_glory - 27/01/2015 21:17 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boss expected me to corroborate her lie to a customer. She changed her story suddenly and I got caught up in the crosshairs. Then she got mad at me for not understanding what just happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 22:25 - United States - Phoenixville

Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML

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By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

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By LockandKey - 24/02/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML

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Dewoe 18

Monday 4 November 2013 16:10

Liar liar pants on fire

prljm10 10

Monday 4 November 2013 16:10

Why would you lie?! Especially around someone that was with you??

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thelizarddd 7

Monday 4 November 2013 18:09

deserved it for lying

Mauskau 35

Monday 4 November 2013 18:15

I had a friend that used to bullshit constantly. She would say things happened when I was there and they did not happen. One time I was telling her about something someone had just said to me on my way to meet her, and she started saying I was bullshitting and that she was there and something else happened, which was not the case. I stopped talking to her after that.

rlTlk 13

Monday 4 November 2013 20:40

I think we used to have the same friend.. lol but really the person I knew alwaaaaays lied and exaggerated things but she'd be the first to publicly call you if one slight detail was off with something you said.. even if she was wrong and you were telling the truth she'd make a scene about it.

MysticMonkey 9

Monday 4 November 2013 18:16

Didn't your mother teach you not to lie?

Mr_Mole 24

Monday 4 November 2013 18:18

Sounds lije they embellished your new name.

Mr_Mole 24

Monday 4 November 2013 18:19

Sounds like they embellished your new nickname.

Eg94 2

Monday 4 November 2013 18:23

Good I hate people like you

8born8 18

Monday 4 November 2013 21:16

Hate is such a strong word...

rlTlk 13

Monday 4 November 2013 18:26

exaggerate sounds a while lot better than "embellish" which implies you added the aspects which did not exist at all vs grandizing aspects that were true. everyone exaggerates things even accidentally but sorry intentionally changing a story to sound cool is lying.. I've had friends who did this all the time to impress people, and it was very hard not to want to shut them up . It is also equally frustrating seeing people believe things about others that you know is a complete lie... kinda makes you wanna scream