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By pinoyson - 11/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, I was texting a girl that I've liked for some time. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied "texting and p.s. I love you". I replied by telling her my feelings for her. Turns out "p.s. I love you" was the name of the movie she was watching with her friends. FML

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By Fuckit - 28/05/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML

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By fml7458364838 - 25/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML

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By JLoRd - 01/02/2009 14:40 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Gosford

Today, I paused the movie my girlfriend and I were watching and told her, for the first time, that I loved her. Her response was to stare at me silently for a few seconds before unpausing the film. FML

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By MCKilllerrr - 18/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML

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By awkwardpaul - 22/11/2013 10:18 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML

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By sophistication - 21/08/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML

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By User - 23/09/2013 17:53 - United States - Romulus

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML

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By Charly - 05/01/2009 06:16 - France

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

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Take the L, dude

By AnonDude - 06/05/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML

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Syn_fml 0

Monday 12 October 2009 1:50

She's just not that into you.

Pandasaur 0

Monday 12 October 2009 1:17

Aww. Didn't it kind of sound like a random thing for her to say? That sucks anyway. Hopefully you didn't scare her.

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mirage24_fml 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 2:53

Wait... he didn't tell us how it turned out. How did it turn out? It might be serendipitous.

nachoh22 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 3:39

hey think of the bright side...u were prolly too much of a pussy to say anything till then so hey she may like you back and if not then go find another bitch! always look at the bright side of life broskee

HateGreenPeas 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 4:15

HAHAHAHAHAHA Thats what you men get for not watching movies with us, these incidents happen

midnightsunlove 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 4:28

.....

Endymion_fml 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:57

Wow, you're pretty damn stupid. He never said if he knew it was the name of a film or not, but even so that's beside the point.

jennayoe 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 7:17

roflmfao.!

31609meb 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 22:16

lmao fail bro

HiImAlex 0

Monday 19 October 2009 5:35

*FacePalm*

Islander_fml 5

Monday 19 October 2009 22:37

EPIC!

big_unit 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 13:46

Haha awesome. Dude don't worry did the exact same thing earlier this week. Got some joke message from a girl i fancied that ended in asking me whether i like pepsi or coke better or something. Should've known it was an evil hoax. Point is, I spilt my guts about her. Key is not to deny but to outline your humiliation with grace. make some token joke about feeling like ben stiller in one of his hideous romantic comedies. You'll still be a loser in her eyes though so, you know, learn to ride a motorbike or pick up boxing. But at least it won't be weird between you two love-birds.