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By explosiveBAM - 26/05/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML
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redbluegreen 40

What a waste. Stop sending trashy text messages.

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MedChew 19

Well, I BET she saw you trying to cover up and did this to spite you.

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emmiep1011 7

don't you have pant pockets, a desk or something else you could have put your phone in? really now.

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holly_fly 34

Actually, if OP is a girl, probably not... no female pants have front pockets big enough to hold a phone, and half of the back pockets are sewn shut and are just for looks. :/

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regsworld11 2

Well you could have done something to stop her?!

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

The trash?...Really? That's like me leaving my purse on a bench because I was tired of carrying it and I thought it would still be there. What did you think would happen? did your phone become invisible once in a trash can? Enjoy your karma and have fun digging!!

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

It's like, as in a metaphor meaning that it is similar. And yes it is similar, it takes a grate lack of brains to do both.

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wardo 4

Your the biggest tool ever. your analagy is terrible. go die.

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sadkiddie 0

Just pretend to drop something else in then be like "I should probably get that." an grab ur phone with it. Sure they probably already saw an acknowledged you being an idiot but atleast you can still pretend they didn't an make urself feel alittle better.

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Djzom13 0

This is defiantly your fault. Dont slack off like that

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rhpsfan9 10

Your manager more than likely saw you.

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Jaxx66 21

silly. you shoulda just put it down on your desk face down. that's what I do.

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robc32ca 4

do you really think she (the boss) just randomly goes around dumping people's trash? no. she saw everything and offered to take out the trash to separate the op from the phone

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Ugi 26

Your manager is currently texting all your friends telling them that you are fired!

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CitrusGirl 0

What a thoughtful guy! Don't slack next time.

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Hayman68 4

the boss is a girl

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