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By fml7458364838 - 25/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML

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By awkwardpaul - 22/11/2013 10:18 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML

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By Wowthanks - 05/05/2014 00:13 - United States - Greeley

Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML

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By pinoyson - 11/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, I was texting a girl that I've liked for some time. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied "texting and p.s. I love you". I replied by telling her my feelings for her. Turns out "p.s. I love you" was the name of the movie she was watching with her friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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By alone_forever - 04/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2020 06:32 - India - Kaul

Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML

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By malcolmXXX - 14/10/2015 02:01 - United States - Savannah

Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML

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By Titanic - 07/12/2008 08:46 - France

Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML

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nick0011 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 9:44

How about telling her youre not gay????? Problem solved

Gasca 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 9:46

Tell her your not gay! Lol unless she says no after you tell her

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DomyDamsy 0

Monday 29 June 2009 4:55

yah say "I am not gay I'm into you, plz date me" or something

kimstan_ 0

Monday 29 June 2009 7:56

well calm down your gay vibe :) haha

kimstan_ 0

Monday 29 June 2009 7:56

well calm down your gay vibe :) haha

kimstan_ 0

Monday 29 June 2009 7:56

well calm down your gay vibe :) haha

mumafiedmustangs 0

Monday 29 June 2009 16:40

"but im not and i was thinking..." stop complaining and get on that

awwwdammit 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:25

just throwing this out there... "If you were straight, I would totally date you!" "Awesome! Whatcha doing Saturday?" Problem solved.

ThatManWhoreDude 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 6:12

:"( you dont even recover in that relationship from that shit man. so sowwy!

themanistheman 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 7:04

OK. Two solutions. 1. Quit being a pussy. 2. Tell her you're not gay and that you were talking about her. Both kind of go hand-in-hand.

Shyman4ever 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 18:08

Tell her that you're not gay and start dating her! East as that.

paigeey16 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 7:10

UR 2 GUD 4 HER IF SHE WAS A FRIENDAT ALL SHE WOULD HAVE KNOWN!

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