By fml7458364838 - 25/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML
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nick0011 0

How about telling her youre not gay????? Problem solved

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Gasca 0

Tell her your not gay! Lol unless she says no after you tell her

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DomyDamsy 0

yah say "I am not gay I'm into you, plz date me" or something

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kimstan_ 0

well calm down your gay vibe :) haha

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kimstan_ 0

well calm down your gay vibe :) haha

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kimstan_ 0

well calm down your gay vibe :) haha

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mumafiedmustangs 0

"but im not and i was thinking..." stop complaining and get on that

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awwwdammit 0

just throwing this out there... "If you were straight, I would totally date you!" "Awesome! Whatcha doing Saturday?" Problem solved.

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ThatManWhoreDude 0

:"( you dont even recover in that relationship from that shit man. so sowwy!

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themanistheman 0

OK. Two solutions. 1. Quit being a pussy. 2. Tell her you're not gay and that you were talking about her. Both kind of go hand-in-hand.

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Shyman4ever 0

Tell her that you're not gay and start dating her! East as that.

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paigeey16 0

UR 2 GUD 4 HER IF SHE WAS A FRIENDAT ALL SHE WOULD HAVE KNOWN!

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