Love: Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping...

By fml7458364838 - 25/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML

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By Wowthanks - 05/05/2014 00:13 - United States - Greeley

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By pinoyson - 11/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, I was texting a girl that I've liked for some time. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied "texting and p.s. I love you". I replied by telling her my feelings for her. Turns out "p.s. I love you" was the name of the movie she was watching with her friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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By alone_forever - 04/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2020 06:32 - India - Kaul

Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML

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By malcolmXXX - 14/10/2015 02:01 - United States - Savannah

Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML

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By Titanic - 07/12/2008 08:46 - France

Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML

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nick0011 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 9:44

How about telling her youre not gay????? Problem solved

Gasca 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 9:46

Tell her your not gay! Lol unless she says no after you tell her

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BvR 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:29

You're not supposed to text people you like.... don't you watch tough love? YDI for not watching enough vh1

phatdaddy 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 21:12

Dude she may have been interested but might not have been sure if you were gay or not, and you just confirmed it for her by not denying it. You should have continued the "flirting" with, "oh is that so? Being that I AM straight... what are you doing Tomorrow night?" She'll be all, "Oh stop it, you," to which you reply, "No seriously, let's catch a movie or grab a bite somewhere classy. My treat." She'd pretty much HAVE to say yes. Chicks love free food.

IronicJustice 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 22:21

show her this FML page? It might just work?

highonlife77 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 22:29

Dude just tell her your not gay. There's your new girlfriend

xxxeelaa 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:27

well there you go, she'd definitely date you !

RunZoneFive 0

Friday 26 June 2009 0:27

This does not seem like an FML at all. If you're not gay just tell her so.

Kira_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 0:36

how about you deserved it for being a retard. what did you expect from her? a guessing game?? pick your game up because you are a ******* failure.

Simpsonsfanatic 0

Friday 26 June 2009 1:27

K she obviously likes you, so just tell her you're strait!

Consequences 0

Friday 26 June 2009 3:49

How about calling immediately and saying "I'm not gay, and you're the one I love"?

lovell_says_hey 0

Friday 26 June 2009 4:11

she may have actually said it to let you know how she feels without looking like a loser since she now thinks you like some other girl. better to make you feel weird than to be rejected herself, yeah?