By fml7458364838 - 25/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML
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nick0011 0

How about telling her youre not gay????? Problem solved

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Gasca 0

Tell her your not gay! Lol unless she says no after you tell her

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flyingheads7853 0

Dude, good. Now you've got to pretend that she is the one that makes you straight.

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anamaia 5

So you tell her you're not gay. And she dates you. What's the problem?

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idreamofpeace 0

I say YDI because you didn't tell her you're not gay.

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bbbbaaaa 0

what a kick in the balls

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CruelSirDrum 0

id say you cant love a person you are not with. im guessing you are about 15 years of age or so.man, you have so much to learn........

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dmmd8686 0

You just got a 'yes' from the girl you liked - without even having to ask - and think it's an FML? Seriously?!?

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cutebebe778 0

*Yawn* I don't think I can count how many of these "gay" fmls I have read in the past month.

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thelonelylurker 0

Tell her she turned you straight! Isn't that like every girl's fantasy? To turn gay guys straight?

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retardthinkswhat 3

Just tell her you're straight. And anyway you're really so desperate that you're putting you're phone number as you're user name?

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qwerty123456789 0

Maybe its a random combination of numbers because OP didn't want to think of a decent username. That's what I did when I signed up.

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junomcguff_fml 0

That's what you get for falling in love with a girl you have no idea who are!

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