Intimacy: Today, I was texting this guy i've liked for a really long time,... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 06:17 - United States

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Today, I was texting this guy i've liked for a really long time, because of how nice and sentimental he is. We were sending each other things like "You make me smile" and "You're so damn cute" when finally he said "Let's just stop texting and hook up already." So much for sentimental. FML

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By idrathernotgiveoutmyname - 31/01/2012 02:50 - Canada

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Today, I was texting the guy I like. He's really smart, funny, athletic, and cute. This all changed when he told me he was jacking off. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2018 22:15

Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep conversation through text. We were talking all our problems, and saying really sweet things to each other. I THOUGHT he was going to say something else really sweet and cute. He linked me to Suicide Hotline instead. FML

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By dino317 - 27/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML

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Quickie

By wasntworththedrive - 20/01/2010 06:43 - United States

Spicy

Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML

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By needfulthing - 19/11/2010 15:00 - United States

Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd traveled 40 miles to my town for the date, so I picked up the tab for dinner. My text simply said, "Had a nice time. Looking forward to getting together again." His reply was, "When did you get so needy?" FML

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Worth a shot

By Anonymous - 29/03/2020 17:00

Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML

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Good for you

By denied - 11/08/2009 20:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 21:06 - United States

Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML

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By Anonymous. - 31/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML

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By wowza - 31/01/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML

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TheWicked 4

Tuesday 19 October 2010 12:06

Ehh.. shouldn't you be happy that he's finally trying to get somewhere?!

Joshua137 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 11:48

blunt

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arian1026 2

Tuesday 19 October 2010 23:39

with how is that a bad thing?

ninja1rawr 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 0:33

go for.

Tummy 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 1:53

it was coming sooner or later lol

SirStudsalot 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 2:03

Mmmm excrement. In other words: you, sir, are full of win.

mmonster 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 2:10

Honey, guys like sex.

Shaggy_92 5

Wednesday 20 October 2010 2:44

well you said it's been a long time the guy can only act that way for so long... just **** him lol

ASA5G 2

Wednesday 20 October 2010 5:25

i dont see a problem. go out with him already.

mackieflann 3

Wednesday 20 October 2010 5:33

this isn't an fml because you still get some

WJCool 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 5:40

not really a fml

morgann4826 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 6:05

YDI you led him on

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