Work: Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts...

By Uglyshirts - 09/04/2009 08:44 - South Africa

Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office-all of them guys were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML

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By oooops - 24/01/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML

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Fashionista

By Cousin_Greg - 14/08/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML

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The 1970s called…

By titsmcgee - 11/02/2015 21:51 - United States - Oak Brook

Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML

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It's a wrap

By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

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By mikey09 - 17/01/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML

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Malfunctioning equipment

By Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

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Wardrobe malfunction

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 18:00

Today, I woke up early to make a good impression at my new job. As I was getting dressed, I noticed my shirt was missing a button. I frantically searched for another shirt, but couldn't find one that looked clean enough. I had to go to work in my buttonless shirt, and spent the entire day feeling embarrassed. FML

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By Amanda Ross - 18/11/2010 23:12 - United States

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

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By jessica238 - 08/04/2009 05:38 - Canada

Today, I bought a new purple shirt and decided to wear it to this charity function I was going to. I thought I looked pretty good in it. Then I got home and realized I left the sticker on. I had an "XL" sticker on my boob all night. FML

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oooh_dear 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:02

how do you not look in the mirror before you leave?

xiloveyoux3 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:03

how did you not feel that and don't you look in the mirror?

Comments

plethora 3

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:48

It's an FML because the OP is a MAN! Trufax :P

plethora 3

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:56

It's an FML because the OP is a MAN. Trufax :P

Jareth_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 7:14

You don't own a mirror? Sorry you work with a bunch of creeps, but YDI. How do you not realize that your boobs are showing?

abu3mair 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 23:24

either people who comment are too naive to believe that people often lie to entertain or theyre retarded.

MissMel_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 0:42

why is there a gape in the front? thats stupid.

24788 6

Wednesday 6 May 2009 4:18

That's not a bad thing in the business world.

tehbassmasta 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 21:17

wear a bra much?

Craig92EIRE 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 1:20

Still wear the shirt?

dontrustme_rawrr 0

Monday 5 April 2010 21:43

thats not a bad thing .. attention can be good ?

Stand_Up 0

Monday 26 July 2010 2:54

That's awesome :b I wanna do that too D: having no life, is the best life xP

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