Miscellaneous: Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was...

By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 14:29 - Canada

Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML

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By englishfail - 15/01/2010 17:39 - United States

Today, I was teaching a class and my student pointed out that I used the wrong "your" while writing on the board. FML

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You deserved it 48 070

By The Ugly One - 22/01/2015 02:17 - United States

Today, my professor was doing roll-call. As usual, she didn't say my name because it's so close to the person before me. So to differentiate, she decided she would call the girl before me "the pretty one". FML

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You deserved it 2 586

By randomgirl - 07/01/2012 14:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

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You deserved it 14 827

By Mark - 06/06/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML

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You deserved it 12 619

By invisible - 18/03/2016 10:42 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I realized how invisible I am when our professor was showing us that he knows the names of all the students in our class. When he reached me, he just smiled at me and skipped to the person next to me. I took 3 courses with this guy yet I'm the only one he didn't know the name of. FML

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You deserved it 1 876

Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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You deserved it 38 834

By Whoops - 03/09/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML

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You deserved it 42 375

By Farterella - 02/11/2016 20:30

Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML

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You deserved it 1 558

Oh the times, they are a-changin'

By toelie - 06/11/2017 22:00

Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML

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You deserved it 606

By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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Ragna_fml 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 20:03

Your life must be in ruins.

HahAboy95 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 20:02

what'd the teacher say

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CYNNER 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 21:09

Ha ha. what does it matter if you're easy or not. not an fml. i was reading out loud in class and instead of saying disks i said dicks.

liuken 3

Thursday 21 January 2010 21:19

Lol it's been a while since I've actually lol'd at a fml. Good job

Sparkey 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 21:20

And your name in class will be Easy for the rest of your studying years.

iangel92 2

Thursday 21 January 2010 21:22

lmao! that's hilarious

CYNNER 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 21:29

Who cares. as long as you don't live up to it then no harm done.

rakethewidower 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 21:40

simply hilarious

TheEvilOnes 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 21:42

ohhh... that sucks

Janah_the_ENP 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 21:44

You should have just continued the thought and acted like that's what you meant to say, but with a different meaning than saying you're a ****.

daydreamstar 7

Thursday 21 January 2010 21:51

lol!! dont owrry, its one of those i wish i could disappear moments. itll pass :)

Gavik 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 21:55

Freud says you're a ****, sorry :/

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Same thing different taste

Wrong target

Oh the times, they are a-changin'

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