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By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 14:29 - Canada

Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML

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By englishfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML

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By The Ugly One - 22/01/2015 02:17 - United States

Today, my professor was doing roll-call. As usual, she didn't say my name because it's so close to the person before me. So to differentiate, she decided she would call the girl before me "the pretty one". FML

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By randomgirl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML

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By Mark - 06/06/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML

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By invisible - 18/03/2016 10:42 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I realized how invisible I am when our professor was showing us that he knows the names of all the students in our class. When he reached me, he just smiled at me and skipped to the person next to me. I took 3 courses with this guy yet I'm the only one he didn't know the name of. FML

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By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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By Whoops - 03/09/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML

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By Farterella - 02/11/2016 20:30

Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML

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By toelie - 06/11/2017 22:00

Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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Thursday 21 January 2010 20:03

Your life must be in ruins.

HahAboy95 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 20:02

what'd the teacher say

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XBCX96 4

Tuesday 30 March 2010 8:07

nice one **** :D

conversesk8er 0

Monday 9 August 2010 13:43

lmao

tchaikovsky93 0

Monday 6 September 2010 17:02

Hahahaha

simplyynat 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:27

haha that's funny but don't worry he probably meant what you really wanted to say!:)

TheAngryKitten 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 2:15

And that's the Basis of "Easy A". :D

youtubetre_fml 14

Friday 28 October 2011 10:20

No more social life for you ... Sorry :)

Koryissocoollike 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 4:47

.....to remember because im the only girl inthe class. come on improv a bit

zombieslayer83 19

Wednesday 9 January 2013 23:58

Can you say lab partner!

UntoldLife 18

Tuesday 29 July 2014 23:22

Should of continued it with "E"

DeadxManxWalking 27

Friday 8 April 2016 23:39

so Izzy?

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