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By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 14:29 - Canada

Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML

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You deserved it 31 012

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By englishfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML

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By The Ugly One - 22/01/2015 02:17 - United States

Today, my professor was doing roll-call. As usual, she didn't say my name because it's so close to the person before me. So to differentiate, she decided she would call the girl before me "the pretty one". FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 235

You deserved it 2 586

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By randomgirl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML

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You deserved it 15 047

By Mark - 06/06/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML

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You deserved it 12 625

By invisible - 18/03/2016 10:42 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I realized how invisible I am when our professor was showing us that he knows the names of all the students in our class. When he reached me, he just smiled at me and skipped to the person next to me. I took 3 courses with this guy yet I'm the only one he didn't know the name of. FML

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You deserved it 1 878

Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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You deserved it 38 854

By Whoops - 03/09/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML

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You deserved it 42 382

By Farterella - 02/11/2016 20:30

Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML

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You deserved it 1 565

Oh the times, they are a-changin'

By toelie - 06/11/2017 22:00

Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML

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You deserved it 610

By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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Thursday 21 January 2010 20:03

Your life must be in ruins.

HahAboy95 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 20:02

what'd the teacher say

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Murdock7x4 0

Friday 22 January 2010 2:41

Freudian. slip.

Alex373 0

Friday 22 January 2010 2:45

hahahaha I bet she got raped

deathunleashed 0

Friday 22 January 2010 6:32

what's so funny about that?

Flutist 3

Friday 22 January 2010 9:41

I second that: what the hell!? Why make a joke like that? Rape is not funny.

Flutist 3

Friday 22 January 2010 17:50

And you have obviously never had someone close to you be raped. It might seem funny to say, "OMG lyk thaaat peep n Halo lyk raaaaaaped me!" but until you see how powerless and pathetic it makes women and men feel, then you have no right to be making jokes like that, asshole.

kmgentil 0

Friday 22 January 2010 3:51

Well, id like to be your lab partner

I_dont_care771 0

Friday 22 January 2010 4:28

when a girl is easy it means that she will just about sleep with anyone, she is easy, so a lot of guys can have sex with her without trying

hoopstar15 0

Friday 22 January 2010 4:33

the truth always comes to light hahaha

MyKillz 0

Friday 22 January 2010 5:25

Hi easy! Im eric ;)

gingersnapper 0

Friday 22 January 2010 5:26

The truth always comes out, OP. EDIT: Dang, I'm so unoriginal :P

42billybob 5

Friday 22 January 2010 6:30

next time, don't allow him time to pick up on what your exact words were. just continue on and tell him your name and hope he doesn't pick up on it. reflexes: they help.