I can do 100 pushups in 20 minutes! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I'll see your pushups and raise you a custom Navigator and a Jeep.

I can lick the tip of my nose.

So you think that's impressive? I can lick Perdix' nose. Without throwing up.

@#$%! I lost this contest. If anyone needs me, I'll be changing the oil in my Stratus* *Does not actually own Stratus or oil

... I can do 50 pushups on my knuckles in a minute, and 100 crunches in 2 o.o

I can do 250 pushups while driving a jeep while licking Perdix' nose while banning trolls while sardonically laughing at their tormented wails... ... In reality, I can do the first, fourth, and fifth simultaneously.

I can drink an entire sea and hold it in my mouth, I have an iron neck, I'm fireproof, I can stretch my legs for hundreds of feet and I can hold my breath for days. Take that, bitches! DISCLAIMER: Sirin's claim is merely theoretical at this time. Rigorous lab testing to see whether she can provide a robust nose-licking to me while keeping her lunch are being planned. Results will be posted as soon as practicable.

Pft, lab testing is a bit unnecessary, Perdix, you faithless fu-- AAHBBBLLLAAAARRGGHHHHH!!! I was wrong! I was so very wrong! I made untested claims and shamed the Staff! This is worse than the morning-after effects of a chipotle binge! And yet I regret nothing -_-

Oh, I was looking forward to the tests :( I guess my enthusiasm for the work might have produced some results of questionable validity. And my requests for associated licking experiments may have been unwelcome.

Perdix, did you just rip off a kids' story with drinking the sea and the iron neck and all that?

Then we sue for copyright infringement.

OK, you got me! That was from "The Five Chinese Brothers!" Busted. In reality, though, I own three homes, one made of brick and the other two are made of sustainable, green biomass materials. If the girl has a dog, it's probably OK. I love dogs, except those with breathing problems.

(enters gracefully) Forgot my keys (reads Perdix's last reply) Your reality sounds believable to me. Moving on... (leaves frantically)

i can lick perdix's nose and feet at the same time.........

Haha Perdix i can too :P PEOPLE WITH USELESS TALENTS FTW!! :D

I meant the whole, Touch my nose with my tongue BTW :P i didnt realize there were so many other comments to perdix >.<

because it's easy.

Leave the internet for a little while and I fall this far behind depressing. Too bad you couldn't lick p's nose though, if you could lick that you can lick anything ;p

...and if you want a XXX throwdown, dial 1-900-Mix-Alot and kick them nasty thoughts.

That was awesome. =)