By socianx - 18/08/2013 21:23 - Albania

Today, I was to give a business report to several important shareholders. Right at the start, I broke into a coughing fit, then got so nervous that I froze up. When I tried to excuse myself, I tripped over my own feet. I'm now facing demotion for making the company look bad. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 159
You deserved it 5 668

Same thing different taste

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He should appreciate the comedy act you just gave them.

Lighten up you could've had a notification pop up to renew your pornhub subscription, life can always get worse.

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And the company... they should all be demoted because they, now look really bad!

At least when you tripped you didn't land face first in someone's crotch

Poetaster 10

I have a comedy club... Come work for me!

perdix 29

"Sell!!! Sell!!" Your performance reveals that you are lying to the shareholders, and your company is in big trouble!

Hope somebody didn't tell you to break a leg too

explain then laugh it off bad things happen all the time to good people. I certainly do not think an accident is worthy of demotion tho.

Well did the report go well? That's what really matters...and it also keeps your job in place or not...

ariiewilliams 17

All that because you coughed and trip? Your boss must be one evil ************.