Love: Today, I was told by my boyfriend's parents to never come back... - FML

By Anasztaizia - 26/03/2015 06:58 - United States - Burnsville

Today, I was told by my boyfriend's parents to never come back to his house again, and was given a lecture about rule breaking. Apparently, curfew is midnight, and he isn't allowed to have girls over. This didn't sound so unreasonable until I remembered that we're both almost 30. FML

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Anasztaizia 3

Thursday 26 March 2015 22:54

OP here! #51, you are both correct and incorrect. It IS actually his place, but he bought it off his parents. TL;DR: when they decided it was time to downsize, he bought their house off them, but they haven't moved out yet. The mentality of it still being their house, their rules (which I agree is sensible) hasn't quite left their heads yet.

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briang959 47

Thursday 26 March 2015 12:36

If your boyfriend still lives at home when he's 30, it's time to find a new boyfriend.

IceMan11 23

Thursday 26 March 2015 12:33

Time to get a place of your own.

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lucasjames22 8

Saturday 15 July 2017 21:56

never ever date a man who still lives with his parents.

randybryant799 20

Saturday 14 August 2021 8:02

That's what happens when you date a 30 year old man who still lives at home.

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