Health: Today, I was told that my insurance will no longer cover my birth... - FML

By pheebs314 - 07/11/2012 21:16 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I was told that my insurance will no longer cover my birth control as it's deemed "unnecessary" for a man, which, according to them, I've been since August. I'm definitely still a woman. FML

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pheebs314 17

Thursday 8 November 2012 0:47

to 18- I'm the op... I didn't realize I hadn't been signed in when I posted. Basically, I have had the same.insurance for years and been using it for the same birth control for at least 5. I'm not sure what happened... Some clerical error I guess. I had it figured out but it was definitely weird.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Thursday 8 November 2012 0:21

It's those ******* jeans! Jeans always make you look like you have a boner. Even if you're female.

TheDovahkiid 2

Thursday 8 November 2012 0:15

Well that's ******* dumb of your insurance.

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robthegray 3

Sunday 5 June 2016 4:59

I didn't know Comcast provided insurance

molliekatz 6

Sunday 5 June 2016 5:09

mine was also cut but because it isn't "necessary to sustain life" UH YES IT IS....MINE! I have two wonderful monsters whom I ADORE but I promise if I had to do that again I'd practice cutting the arteries just right before I'd blow out another kid! Like I said its life sustaining....my life.

MythItalics 3

Monday 6 June 2016 19:48

Do they want a ****** picture or something? But I'm pretty sure having a doctor clarify that you are a woman might change their mind.

Oragami 16

Monday 6 June 2016 20:06

This Im kinda wondering too...

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