By LiquorChick - 20/01/2012 08:23 - United States

Today, I was transporting liquor between stores for work. A car pulled out and cut me off, causing me to slam on my brakes. My car stopped. The 200 dollars-worth of booze did not. FML
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sicnesses 6

Now just pray that you don't get pulled over!

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Hald 10

YDI for not place it safe, what if it had hit you and knocked you out and you'd hit a person with the car, don't transport things without safety!

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redneck45x 2

But the booze will make the pain go away if he broke somethin

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islander03 5

your life sucks cause you're out 200 bucks and have to remove glass pieces and i'm sure the alcohol saturated your car but YDI a little bit. Always secure heavy, easy to break items! heard of a seatbelt, behind the driver/passenger seat or even trunk!

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intothecrypt 3

^^ the vast majority of stoners aren't that retarded

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LaughinStock 16

No you don't, you look like you're thirteen. :-/

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desireev 17

I was thinking more like 10 or 11..

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OfficeNinja 5

Now you know why a position known as "load master" is so important to cargo operations. Your employer SHOULD have supervised the packaging, loading, and securing operation, or appointed someone who could. If you ask me - they deserved to be out of the booze. But your car still stinks like a bar.

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bluetorpedo 0

Now here's the catch "load master" is a industry term for a glorified roadie that tells the other roadies where to pack the cases and how. The "load master" is also the truck driver and pretty much everywhere you to the driver is responsible for load security and that if you have a shifted load (say $200 of booze) the driver (OP) is responsible because they didn't secure the load from moving. If someone else secured the load OP is still responsible for the load and should double check to make sure it wont come loose or shift. I drive a truck all day I know the laws, and by night I'm a roadie I know how the entertainment industry works VERY WELL

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GoW_Chick 14

I don't think booze would be the proper thing to use if something was broken, a few bumps and bruises maybe, but to each his own I guess.

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Pelreskovich 11

Only $200 worth.. $200 doesn't even go that far when it comes to liquor, you got lucky!

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robertd73 24

That's what I was thinking $200 worth is nothing, at least here in Canada it isn't, not sure about the US.

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