Cars, Accident and Transportation: Today, I was transporting liquor between stores for work. A car...

By LiquorChick - 20/01/2012 08:23 - United States

Today, I was transporting liquor between stores for work. A car pulled out and cut me off, causing me to slam on my brakes. My car stopped. The 200 dollars-worth of booze did not. FML

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By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 07:04 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML

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By Chedder - 26/06/2009 23:36 - United States

Today, I tried to keep a drunk girl from driving by holding her keys, but she had a spare set in her purse. She hit me with her car when I was walking home. FML

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By dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

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By NeedANewWindshield - 24/08/2019 14:00

Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 08:00 - United States - Nashville

Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By patch91 - 05/04/2011 02:03

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML

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By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

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Priorities

By Earths_Venus - 19/11/2009 22:31 - Australia

Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML

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TPSerigne 9

Friday 20 January 2012 12:09

An object in motion stays in motion.

frizbycatch 7

Friday 20 January 2012 12:07

Oh no..... :(

Comments

perdix 29

Friday 20 January 2012 14:42

What about the $20 worth of liquor that was in your bloodstream at the time? Did that stop, rummy?

fuzzybear14 0

Friday 20 January 2012 14:44

ouch

shumian 4

Friday 20 January 2012 14:44

Party in the sewers tonight!! ^.^

Okayitwasme 0

Friday 20 January 2012 14:53

That is what we call a non recordable safety incident. Strap down your load! Or put it in a better place in your vehicle where there is no movement!

breeexcrunk 0

Friday 20 January 2012 15:20

Damn you, inertia!

silentbutfunny 0

Friday 20 January 2012 15:25

Except we all know one that is.. Just nod and say "cool story bro"

acidburnz1107 10

Friday 20 January 2012 15:27

Alcohol abuse!

FMLCaseyFML 0

Friday 20 January 2012 15:31

Buy more. :)

ShadowedHuman 5

Friday 20 January 2012 15:42

Party foul! Not to mention $200 in alcohol isn't much.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 20 January 2012 15:48

There goes your check.

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