By Anonymous - 14/01/2015 13:58 - United States - Colorado Springs

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Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML
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Reasonable_one 12

What part of this is the reason for FML? Was it an expensive shirt bought just for him?

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kpohil 13

she said she was trying it on. did u not read it?

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bfly81 7

I try on clothes after I buy this. Sometimes I just don't feel like doing it in the store. Am I the only one who does this?

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pjsr 32

He sounds like he's speaking from experience. If you're the type of person who will only be intimate when everything is 'just right', then YDI.

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JKPwnage 27

It's a valid question, because I'd guess you'd get pissed because he said no, even though you asked his honest opinion, and therefore he wouldn't get laid.

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lillithraven95 11

Maybe she means that all he cared about was sex? And so he acted in a way which would get him there instead of being frank and honest just because.

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lillithraven95 11

Well, it shouldn't matter, sex is awesome. Good looking shirt or not

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graphicstyle7 17

Well, he's honest, and he's not manipulative. I'd say both those qualities are much more important than liking, or pretending to like your shirt.

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UhHuhHoney 20

Why does this comment have negatives? She's being sarcastic.

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Megan_1992 8

this is hilarious, at least he was honest.. maybe sex shouldn't be a reward for good behavior and something based on love?

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BlondePsycho 43

Dont put men in a position where they have to lie to you because honesty results in punishment. Thats basically training them to lie to you.

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Le_ponderer 14

#63 truer words have never been spoken!

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