Love: Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/01/2015 13:58 - United States - Colorado Springs

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Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 03:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML

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By Dannylover - 17/02/2009 20:53 - Netherlands

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Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me : "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?". I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, at which he responded : "No, probably not." FML

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By LizP40 - 27/08/2009 16:46 - United States

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Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, "Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don't we wait a while so you've had some time to tighten back up." FML

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By Rejection - 04/05/2010 07:33 - France

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Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 14:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML

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Hangry sex

By Krissy - 06/04/2012 02:11 - United States

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Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By sad-sexed - 06/09/2010 12:50 - Australia

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Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

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By gettinghotinhere - 17/10/2014 18:29 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy

Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML

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Going well, is it?

By Elizabeth - 29/07/2011 19:56 - United States

Spicy

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that after he gets off work, he can find me in his room wearing something sexy. He responded with, "Please don't touch anything." FML

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amandathecreator 22

Wednesday 14 January 2015 17:43

At least he was honest!

Bulldozer36 21

Wednesday 14 January 2015 17:47

Valid question imo

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renegadedarling 15

Thursday 15 January 2015 4:24

I mean it's a bit crass but still valid

CaroAurelia 12

Thursday 15 January 2015 5:00

To be fair, he wasn't insulting you personally. Maybe it was just an ugly shirt.

AshBash2211 14

Thursday 15 January 2015 7:29

Man I prefer if my fiancé is honest with me about that. If he doesn't like it on me chances are no one will (he thinks damn near everything looks good on me)

southerngalslove 15

Thursday 15 January 2015 7:57

This needs an update! Sounds like a great guy to me.

LPisLame 16

Thursday 15 January 2015 11:57

Ehh. Would you rather have an honest man that all women claim to want...or a liar?

bfly81 7

Thursday 15 January 2015 14:59

Maybe he was just bored of watching you try on clothes?

percythompson96 10

Friday 16 January 2015 1:10

its clear that's all he wanted in the first place lol

Marina22_fml 1

Friday 16 January 2015 1:53

Guys should be more honest. If he doesn't think you look good in it, you shouldn't buy/wear it. Saves you money and closet space.

silver_fisher 2

Friday 16 January 2015 5:10

I'm still confused on what the problem is, you asked him a question and he asked if you would get mad at him for being honest... I got news for ya, sorry but you're a bitch

stiffster 5

Friday 16 January 2015 7:52

I guess he didn't want sex

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