By Anonymous - 14/01/2015 13:58 - United States - Colorado Springs

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Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML
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hugozac88 22

The man knows what he wants

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ToxicMoo33 18

I guess it's good he was honest?? But still, I'd be mad.

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Sammeydw 22

And this is a perfect example of why people think that sex is the main / only thing on our mind. PS I'm male.

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linkinpark98 23

Hey, at least he's open enough to you where he won't hesitate to let you know the truth! I'd rather be walking around in a piece of clothing that did look great on me than to be walking around in something I was made to believe looked great on me.

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1800SUCKMYASS 4

He seems to have a good sense of humour at least! At least he didn't let you go out in a shirt that might not have looked good on you.

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Door_Productions 19

Here at FML people don't like jokes. Or explanations on why they down vote them and sometimes they even down vote perfectly logical comments. Just wait, I'll get down voted too. Or someone will reply to me with a snarky rude comment and get tons of up votes.

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