Money: Today, I was trying on some shoes when I felt the heels break...

By BigFoot - 29/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was trying on some shoes when I felt the heels break underneath me. Not only did they cost two paychecks worth, but as I was leaving I heard the sales girl say that "we really should have a weight limit for who can try on our products." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 033

You deserved it 20 366

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By smallpaycheck - 16/08/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 038

You deserved it 4 068

The customer is almost always annoying

By minimoonpie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after, complaining they were too expensive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 434

You deserved it 2 786

By shoes - 02/01/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 713

You deserved it 3 939

Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 135

You deserved it 3 015

Booted

By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 07:32 - Australia

Today, a middle-aged woman came into the shoe shop where I work, and asked me to help her put on a pair of boots that were obviously too small. Simultaneously as I knelt down by her feet, she booted me in the face while we tried to get them on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 351

You deserved it 3 371

Pennies From Heaven

By Anonymous - 07/09/2019 04:02

Today, I bought some shoes, but pissed off the lady working at the store by returning them 5 minutes later. She yelled at me and ripped my receipt in half, everyone in the store watched as she threw a handful of pennies at my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 002

You deserved it 626

By rhartnett11 - 23/04/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 216

You deserved it 3 002

By theyre not THAT big. - 01/07/2013 04:35 - United States - Auburn

Today, I went to get new shoes. I'm a pretty tall girl and I have proportional feet. I asked the cute guy who worked there for a size 9.5. He burst into laughter before putting on a shocked face and saying, "Oh wait... You're serious." Goodbye, self esteem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 589

You deserved it 3 208

Butter fingers

By two-hours-to-pick-up - 09/10/2009 09:46 - Australia

Today, I was in a fancy department store. I was wearing my travel backpack. I was turning around after paying at the checkout and my backpack hit a metre-tall display covered with necklaces. It went crashing to the floor, hitting another display table laden with jewelry that collapsed under it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 108

You deserved it 10 821

By Gregory - 28/11/2008 10:28 - France

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 454

You deserved it 6 438

fueledbyamy 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 13:09

geeze, leave her alone. people can break heels easily without being big. my best friend is 60kg, and really tall, and she broke a pair of heels when we were out the other night. honestly, they can be easy to break, she might not have been a big person. even if she is, some of you arseholes need to shut the **** up, cos theres no way in hell you're perfect, let alone the op. and whats so bad bout trying on something you might not buy? i try on shoes and clothes that are expensive that i dont have an intention of buying, but just want to see what it looks like, and then maybe save up and buy it. plus, two paychecks worth? ever thing maybe she has a part time job whilst at school or uni??! i say complain to the manager, cos that was rude what the girl said. and dw about what some of the idiots on here are saying! :)

apastry 6

Wednesday 29 July 2009 19:07

Why does the thyroid gland always get mentioned in fat threads? Most people aren't fat because their thyroid doesn't work. They're fat because of unhealthy diet and lifestyle. I'm sorry if you genuinely have a thyroid problem, #92, but just because you have it, it doesn't mean every other fat person does. Mentioning it every time there's a fat thread only helps the fat OP keep blaming their weight issues on something or someone other than themselves.

Comments

jasperkatt09 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:56

I don't really have anything so say about the ''weight'' thing, but I think they make heels way too thin anyways. I don't wear heels, don't see the point.

jasperkatt09 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:58

very good point.

mylifefmlsoml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 21:05

for all the ass wholes that say its her fault u guys r fukin priks

RuralNinja 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 0:11

Its not like you had to pay for the shoes, stop bitching.

Jewfish 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 8:38

Its your fault for spending that much on high heels let alone any clothing accessory but that sux n is kinda funny all at once if that makes sense lmao!

Bullshet 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 16:15

If she's trying on a pair of skinny heels, I highly doubt that she'd be fat enough to break them. If that were the case, she wouldn't even be able to fit into them in the first place. And FYI, just because it's expensive doesn't mean it won't break.

LilaBear 1

Thursday 6 August 2009 9:16

Take them back 2 weeks later when there's a different salesperson working... say they broke a week after you bought them :P

felechaa 0

Friday 14 August 2009 20:45

yeah. maybe bext time youll notice how obese you are in the mirror before trying on heals. and seriously, how huge do you have to be to break heals?? they are made to hold your weight. maybe loose some pounds before you expect people to feel sorry for you.

TheKitsune 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 14:24

Just a little legal advice - they can't actually legally make you purchase something you break before you buy it. Unless it's blatant vandalism and then you get fined and sued for malicious intent. So next time heels break under you and they force you to pay for them, tell them no and that they shouldn't have price trap crap.