Love: Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend....

By pooh anne - 26/02/2013 20:26 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML

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By Srain - 07/01/2010 06:36 - Australia

Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML

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By Username - 06/10/2010 21:59 - France

Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

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Hot bod

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 08:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me that I appear to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML

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Roll with it

By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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I'm getting there!

By At least I'm trying - 26/08/2023 20:00

Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML

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By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 19:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML

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By chunkymonkey - 23/11/2011 23:54

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

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dota_pwnage 7

Tuesday 26 February 2013 23:52

At least he didn't say it was just you, he said both of you.

MrSassypants 33

Tuesday 26 February 2013 23:54

"But mostly you, sweetie."

Comments

madisonnnnn13 11

Wednesday 27 February 2013 0:33

Ain't nobody got time for that

vadaaa 11

Wednesday 27 February 2013 0:36

Lets slap an irrelevant comment on this FMLS and hope a bunch of people thumbs it up. Now is your time to shine!

princefigs 8

Wednesday 27 February 2013 0:45

YDI . Get on a diet and a treadmil., Being fat isn't just unattractive, its unhealthy

Jag_v 7

Wednesday 27 February 2013 0:47

Its a change for the better.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 27 February 2013 0:49

Next time try dimming the lights a bit. It may hide a few flaws. Damn you guys, that always want the lights bright in order to see everything!!!:P

rhysfucker 24

Wednesday 27 February 2013 1:12

Candles. Light some candles. Then "change"...

gracehi 31

Wednesday 27 February 2013 1:11

Since started dating my boyfriend, I've gained about 30 pounds, while he looks slimmer everyday. My theory is that he surgically implants his fat into my body while I sleep. Men are so sneaky, OP. Keep on eye on that fella of yours.

greenie213 23

Wednesday 27 February 2013 6:00

I'm sneaky? And here I was thinking that I was just blundering around in the dark.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 27 February 2013 1:19

Start by working out on top of him! Hey, at least he wants to do it with you as a couple. Lots of guys do care about their appearances. Try touching a guy's bicep and see if he'll automatically flex it! I already tested it! 10 to10 so far! :P

rhysfucker 24

Wednesday 27 February 2013 1:23

That's not the only thing we automatically flex when you touch it.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 27 February 2013 1:33

I'll let another girl test that theory.

Bassel7 5

Wednesday 27 February 2013 1:25

Burn all the fat with the sex then.

zandalee 19

Wednesday 27 February 2013 5:45

Sweaty sex, lots & lots of sweaty sex. ;)

puzzle05 9

Thursday 28 February 2013 6:45

Apparently being on top works the core. Work it girl! ;)

KayleeT 9

Wednesday 27 February 2013 1:27

Ouch. That sucks to hear OP. but I'm thinking that, considering the fact that he included himself , that he may be thinking of it as a health thing. Sometimes boys say things and they don't really mean it to be offensive, it just comes out the wrong way.

29dear 16

Wednesday 27 February 2013 1:56

Agree with 65. Have lots and lots of vigorous sex. ;)

spliit_fml 8

Wednesday 27 February 2013 2:27

He said both you of you so he's not just calling you fat but himself too I see nothing wrong here. If you don't want to hear things like that don't change in front of him!