By Oops - 26/09/2011 15:35 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML
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CryMoreFMLs 14

Fun Sized: Not so fun for everybody. Warning: Funsized might be too small to handle.

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every1luvsboners 11

It was tucked into his shoe. It's an old trick so that it doesn't fall out of his pants leg and drag on the ground.

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Comments

BIGTON_fml 0

Maybe it thinks your ugly and hid

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tigergirl_100 0

Time to get men not a boy

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tigergirl_100 0

U need a man not a boy

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Jayz29 0

Ha ha don't want no short dick man

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xx_alexmagm_xx 12

Is it bad that I read that in an Asian voice

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dakarate13666 0

Question is he Asian or is it just that he has the size of a rice grain? Those guys ain't fun for pleasing you women out there

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Df3278 5

Well it could be smaller like mine

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HerMajestyy 4

Maybe you aren't doing it right

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OgreBS 0

He hopefully forgot to untuck it from his morning job as a cross-dresser

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Hans888 7

Maybe he doesn't have a dick and he's actually a chick

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