By Oops - 26/09/2011 15:35 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML
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CryMoreFMLs 14

Fun Sized: Not so fun for everybody. Warning: Funsized might be too small to handle.

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every1luvsboners 11

It was tucked into his shoe. It's an old trick so that it doesn't fall out of his pants leg and drag on the ground.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

So he has small genitalia. So what? It isn't everything, you know. There are so many more important factors. If someone were to not like the fact that my boobs are barely there, I wouldn't give them a chance!

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chardy22 1

I kind of feel we have all been there? Like, it was in one side of his trousers and you went for the other side....or if he was wearing jeans, it is difficult to feel things through denim! Doesn't mean he is small, in my experience. Next time just go inside the trousers!

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Smarrtt_ass17 0

Lol I love the comment about finding nemo. That is hilarious!

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tarterrsauce 0

maybe you could have been a little more generous.

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atlanta1022 0

When you guys have sex it will cone down to the awkward moment when he sticks it in and u ask " is it in yet"

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Airborn0280 18

Maybe he is a grower, not everyone is a shower.

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ImFineThanksYou 4

FML is home of the trolls and no one made an Asian joke? -.-

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#137 I disagree. Size doesn't matter to me at all. I'm a women with less than an A cup, so I know what it's like to be judged for being "lacking", so I know how hurtful it is. Size isn't important to everyone. If someone were to reject me purely because of my chest size, I wouldn't want to bother with them anyway.

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ojosverdes26 6

HA! The other day, my boyfriend and I were watching '172 Hours,' the movie about the man who had to cut off his own arm because it was trapped underneath a boulder. Not only did I find his package, but I was also able to give him a full erection while watching the movie (he wasn't aroused by the movie at all, obviously). OH YEAH! FYL.

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