By Oops - 26/09/2011 15:35 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML
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CryMoreFMLs 14

Fun Sized: Not so fun for everybody. Warning: Funsized might be too small to handle.

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every1luvsboners 11

It was tucked into his shoe. It's an old trick so that it doesn't fall out of his pants leg and drag on the ground.

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Lexxya 7

If he knows how he is doing and knows the corret use of hands and mouth.. you'll be happy even if he's not a godzilla down there.

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merick76 0

lol I can only imagine what he was thinking I'm sure you just diddnt look hard enough try again

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gako 2

maybe it was in the mood to play hide and seek

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ChiddyBANGr 13

Tucked between his legs perhaps? Lol

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pyrogirl6622 0

I know they say it's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean. Well it takes a long time to get to england in a row boat!

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bandit6 2

This seems unlikely unless he's obese and you weren't strong enough to lift the belly fat. or you're retarded and don't know where a dick and balls are located

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hatchetax 4

Leave us small penised guys alone! We're people too!!!

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jackgoldstein 5

do you think you're attractive?

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kareltje 17

First time you tried to touch him there? How long have you not been able to find it already?

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