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By mudafkrmas - 18/09/2009 04:14 - Canada

Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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By xxxdwangelaxxx - 18/04/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 01:33 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

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By gabby - 24/02/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By lulabell - 19/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I waved at a cute guy when I was leaving Wendy's. I then ran into a curb, spilled my Frosty, and hit my head on the steering wheel. I turned around and both the cute guy and his dad were in hysterics. FML

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By rayraydayday - 21/03/2015 04:25 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML

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Friday 18 September 2009 12:08

If there's a girl who can drop their keys into puddles by simply trying to unlock a door and still ends up with the guy that millions of girls dream over... I'm sure you have a small chance.

tyhillman 0

Friday 18 September 2009 15:23

I have no clue what you are talking about, bu personally as a guy, I find knocking over the elderly very attractive lol. So yes, she has a chance.

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FerrariCake 2

Friday 18 September 2009 17:03

Nope, he probably doesn't. But don't worry about it. He probably didn't even notice you exist.

Cuckoo_Rotchya 1

Friday 18 September 2009 17:11

I just got so hot with the image you painted for me... But I doubt you should be too worried about it. From my experience guys like flakey girls

toink 0

Friday 18 September 2009 17:20

You're a bad stripper, believe me...

plexico 3

Friday 18 September 2009 17:50

Actually, guys find it very attractive that you get nervous and clumsy in their presence. We like it that when you think about us, your coordination and motor skills fail. Of course, we not going to let you perform tricky oral-scrotal maneuvers (manoeuveres) on us.

Intoxicunt 5

Friday 18 September 2009 18:08

*Trips* Oops! Wanna have my babies?

plexico 3

Friday 18 September 2009 18:27

Lots of 'em. And when you learn to keep your head when we're together, we can talk teabagging! ;)

Intoxicunt 5

Friday 18 September 2009 18:32

Well that was effective! God damn, why can't I do that in real life and have it work? I wish I could run face first into something and then say, "Hey, want to take me out and treat me like a respectable human being?" Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way. Also, I'm debating whether or not I would still act clumsy to avoid teabagging or act normal to earn it...

DrunkenValor 0

Friday 18 September 2009 19:01

I suppose you can't trip onto your bosses exposed penis by plexi's logic, toxi.

Intoxicunt 5

Friday 18 September 2009 19:41

Hahaha. My boss is a chick. A chick my mom's age. =/ I still think I could pull that off. Either that, or the tripping onto someone's wallet thing.

plexico 3

Friday 18 September 2009 20:25

I keep my wallet in my front pocket. You could kill two birds with one stone, so to speak.

Intoxicunt 5

Friday 18 September 2009 20:51

Nice to know. Now, not only can I move next door and stalk you, I can take your wallet. Not that I would. The "two birds with one stone" thing sounds much more effective. I could steal from your wallet once what I could easily get you to willingly give me weekly. :)

JonKolbe 0

Friday 18 September 2009 19:11

I think that's funny. you'd get my attention. what i think would depend on how you responded after that.

Best_Loser 0

Friday 18 September 2009 19:19

If you knowingly try to act cute, it means you think or know you're not. If you're ugly and making a fool of yourself, every guy will be all over that.