By solomantis - 30/07/2009 05:46 - Norway

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Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML
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sireen 0

...you could also use your hands and pull them down

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graciegirl 0

"so i used force" love the choice of words haha

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naem 0

Ouch!! (o0.) ...i don't know who I feel more sorry for

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Jemm_fml 29

Poor girl got punted by your eagerness. :( YDI!

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ellie_naw 0

oh c'mon, you couldn't wait 2 second to remove your ******* underwear?!

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cmac86 23

that's a sign you shouldn't have sex till marriage.

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mynameisnotjudie 0

To all the girls that say this wouldn't hurt that badly... I've gotten kneed in the crotch before, and it HURT LIKE HELL! It all depends on where you're getting hit - once, I was laying on the ground at my birthday party, and someone ran and jumped over the couch, landing their knee right on my pelvic bone with their entire wieght and bruised the bone... OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I've also gotten kicked between my legs, and even though that doesn't hurt as much, it still is sore for quite a bit. FYgirlfriend's life.

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natassjad 22

I once was kicked in the crotch with steel toe boots at full force. The kid swung back his leg all the way and kicked me as I was running toward him (I was 8 and we were playing tag)

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