Intimacy: Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on...

By solomantis - 30/07/2009 05:46 - Norway

Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML

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By shit.... - 08/11/2012 18:25 - Malaysia - Kuala Selangor

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 00:36 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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By ottawaaa - 27/01/2009 22:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 05:43 - Canada

Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2022 12:30

Today, my girlfriend gave me a wedgie and got her sister to take a pic. My boxers broke. I had that pair since middle school. FML

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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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By anonymous - 30/01/2018 06:00

Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML

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Fitness

By mobster - 26/07/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, while doing aerobics in my room, I started doing really powerful Knee Highs. My cell phone fell out of my pocket while doing one knee high. As I looked down, I kneed myself in the face. I spent the next couple hours in the emergency room while the doctor told everyone my story. FML

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Pissed

By Matt - 13/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML

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sireen 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 13:50

...you could also use your hands and pull them down

graciegirl 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 13:57

"so i used force" love the choice of words haha

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davelociraptor 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 15:06

today my boyfriend was trying to wiggle of my pants, then his head exploded into millions of little pieces FML.

IceCubez 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 15:19

wtf?

c6dragster 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 15:16

did you spank her after?

irishdubr 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 15:18

So I'm guessing u didn't get laid...

seroose 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 15:18

yooh_plus_meh yes it would be worse if they were gay cuz then of course.. they'd be gay hahaha ******

blusteele 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 15:23

I have an ex who hit herself straight in the crotch with a rifle once (she was on the auxiliary line in the band). She couldn't walk for an hour but everything turned out fine, so I think your girlfriend will be fine...

lightningthunder 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 15:28

FHL i feel sorry for your gf

fmlfreak123 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 15:51

wow "kneeing my girlfriend in the CROTCH" ....really

Nonnag 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 17:10

Thats what it's called smart one...

HannahxoBanana 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 15:55

kinky

GrapefruitZoe 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:03

Then you kiss it and make it better very NICELY for HOURS until it IS better.

supergirl505 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:04

First of all, how hard is it to pull your boxers down...lmao if I was your gf I would have been laughing at you. Second of all, maybe she liked it lol some girls are into that. If you can fist a girl you can knee her right? And I have a responce to two earlier comments 1. About the bike, in fourth grade I was walking on a this bar thing on the play ground and fell, landed right on my crotch and popped my cherry in front of all my classmates lol. 2. I'm on the colorguard at my high school and I really don't see how you can hit your crotch and have it hurt that bad with a rifle lol, she must have been fooling around. Ok I'm done