Work: Today, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised...

By kysier - 01/03/2015 23:36 - United States - Campbellsville

Today, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two years ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. FML

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The grind mindset

By How?! - 06/10/2021 02:00

Today, after enduring chemo, radiation treatments and several surgeries in order to beat cancer, being immunocompromised and catching Covid, I haven’t been able to work for years. Despite all that, I still get told I’m lazy and need to "just go get a job" when I try to get social security. FML

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The end of an era

By Anonymous - 23/06/2024 07:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I had to quit my dream job, due to an injury I received at work over two months ago not fully healing. Not only do I really need the money, I’ll never find something I love doing so much, or a better group of coworkers. FML

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Long time coming

By Anonymous - 14/05/2022 14:00

Today, I got turned down for my dream job. Why? Because my ex phoned the company and told them how bad I would be for the job. He phoned me and said, "Now you know how it feels to be turned down." We dated for 2 weeks, 11 years ago. I'm now married and haven't spoken to him since we broke up, so I guess he's been stalking me. FML

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The big C

By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 19:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I had an offer for a job, and was going to receive the offer letter… only if I would postpone my oncologist appointments. FML

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By tjm - 23/12/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML

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Unfair

By Anonymous - 21/10/2022 00:00

Today, I got demoted at work and had a pay cut taken, all because I got sick from cancer and haven't recovered well enough to do every task. We are not short staffed. FML

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Thanks for the miracle

By howinthenameofholyfuck?! - 16/07/2020 17:01

Today, after being diagnosed with breast cancer, enduring months of tortuous chemo, having painful radiation treatments and having had my tubes tied, I realized I’ve become the butt of an incredibly cruel cosmic joke. I got pregnant from the one-night stand I had to celebrate beating cancer. FML

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Lost references

By Anonymous - 14/03/2023 03:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after three interviews, I accepted an offer for my dream job and submitted my notice. The company called me to say they couldn't contact my referees and have now withdrawn the offer. I'm now officially unemployed. FML

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By GlowInTheDark - 09/12/2011 07:41 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML

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By KaD - 21/05/2017 16:00

Today, I lost my dream job after a week, after being told, "When I hired you, I wasn't honest. I wasn't looking to hire an examiner, I wanted someone to replace me so I can retire in a year. I don't have time to train you for that." FML

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Monday 2 March 2015 10:03

It hurts just reading this.

RobinGoodfellow 47

Monday 2 March 2015 10:05

What an extraordinarily awful person. You deserve so much better than that.

Comments

onlychildFTW 33

Monday 2 March 2015 10:08

If I were you OP I would post about it on Facebook and go to the news outlets to let people know what a bad guy he is. That is beyond despicable.

superwhovian 16

Monday 2 March 2015 13:26

Normal I wouldn't agree but in this case he deserves it

abNormal62 23

Monday 2 March 2015 10:10

Your response should have been.....if I can beat cancer, I can crush this job as well I hope I don't have to call employment standards or Hunan rights in order to be able to prove this to you

Crazyjohnb 23

Wednesday 18 March 2015 4:57

reading this fml. made me wince .

Wsparta 26

Monday 2 March 2015 10:10

That has to be the single most asinine excuse I have ever heard. So sorry to hear that.

amileah13 26

Monday 2 March 2015 10:11

What an ass. You deserve more than working for him.

MDoremis 38

Monday 2 March 2015 10:13

I almost choked on my water reading this. What a truly terrible human being to say that to someone! On the flip side I'm so happy to hear you beat cancer, OP!!

amarie2009 22

Monday 2 March 2015 10:13

If you got that in writing or have a witness, sue his useless douchebag ass!!!

msmedieval 11

Monday 2 March 2015 10:15

What a disgusting excuse of a human being!

SkullsRules1 26

Monday 2 March 2015 10:17

What a horrible man. But be proud of yourself for recovering!

Skoff_fml 27

Monday 2 March 2015 10:19

So he lied to a dying person to get what he wants? just.. no words

xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

Monday 2 March 2015 10:36

What do you mean by "to get what he wants"?

Skoff_fml 27

Wednesday 4 March 2015 10:08

I clearly misread this entry. My bad.

Skoff_fml 27

Wednesday 4 March 2015 10:09

I clearly misread this entry; my bad.

Death_of_all 14

Monday 2 March 2015 10:33

Congratulations on beating cancer OP! Honestly, if he's that sort of a person, then you probably wouldn't enjoy working for him anyway. Good luck on finding the job you deserve!