Kids: Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed...

By imalilangel05 - 10/02/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML

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By joshua - 25/01/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, I got a call from my younger brother's school to pick him up immediately. He had a test today, but he had the brilliant idea that by telling everyone he had head lice, he could go home. I had to leave work to pick him up, and now I have to take him to a doctor so they can see if he can go back. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML

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Scratchy

By Lice FML - 25/06/2021 06:01 - United States

Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML

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By Janet - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. I thought I was getting promoted because my sales had been really high lately. My boss shut his door behind me and asked me if I could comb his hair with a lice comb to get rid of his lice. I had to do it to keep my job. FML

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By caliibbyy - 29/11/2010 05:03

Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML

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By anonamous - 17/07/2009 16:59 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2016 03:16 - United States - Houston

Today, at my retail job, I tried on one of our hats. My co-worker told me I shouldn't because I could get lice. I laughed it off and told her I didn't believe her. Man, do I believe her now. FML

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By benjavel71 - 10/01/2017 11:13 - United States - Prairie Grove

Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML

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Kids…

By Courtney - 26/05/2016 12:12 - United States

Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML

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badonis 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 20:19

that kid is an asshole

Haelous 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 20:02

The gift that keeps on giving!

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Paredero 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 14:10

Haha, you were Owned by a little kid! (Really, i will kill myself)

Mattardz 0

Monday 16 March 2009 3:50

What a ****** little kid. I'd find it difficult not to strangle him.

hawaiianxpunchx3 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 20:50

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahahaha that reaallyy sucks!!!! its so funny though! is he retarded though?

podrummer9209 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:13

What a little bastard.. What the hell is wrong with parents these days that their kids think giving other people a parasite is acceptable? On a related note, another kid was shot to death while sniping schoolkids with an airsoft rifle. Again, wtf? I mean, last time I shot a person with my airguns I was 8, and I got the **** beat out of me. Never shot a person again til I started playing milsim.

pb_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:45

You should have ended the kid right there.

BrEnNo1023 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 7:43

hahahahahahaha 'ended the kid' so cruel, but so abrupt and funny. his parents really need to be ended, and he needs a family that can teach him that lice need to die, not be shared.