By Anonymous - 24/08/2015 18:08 - United States - East Northport

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Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML
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cutycat136 28

I know that a lot of these posts are going to be jokes, but I really am sorry that your first time had to be like that op. That really would suck.

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qdawg06 23

I'm trying so hard to see the positive in this but it is pretty damn hard....

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MRSwick2525 23

Seriously???? Most people are emotionally invested in a lot of these FML's. Is that the only comment that comes to you mind when you think of sex!?! Doesn't matter got laid!!! Grow up with this childish comment. How old are you, 15? Try using your brain and come up with a logical comment.

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WOTAN1488 24

*Enter you're better without her comment here*

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jmsouthe7 3

That really sucks OP. Your first time should have been with someone that loves you.

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qdawg06 23

I'm trying so hard to see the positive in this but it is pretty damn hard....

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devildog562 33

He busted a nut , he probably can get someone better , she may be pregnant though so....... Huh yea silver lining is thin to none in this one .

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Futacy 29

I guess it's a little better than breaking up and not having sex.

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interesting33 36

Oh my gosh that is awful OP - I'm sorry.

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olpally 32

Well ****, I got nothing. I'd take it as a win and move on.

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Futacy 29

Looks like your girlfriend was a "hit it and quit it." Almost as bad as dating a praying mantis except she rips out your heart instead of your head. Wait, never mind. It's worse.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Well, OP is still physically alive, so he can move on to better prospects, unlike a headless guy.

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beeferjay 34

now that you're not "putting the pussy on a pedestal".you can find a nail to plug the hole in your bleeding heart

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gracehi 31

Maybe OP can find a nice lady who works at an eBay store.

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dakotaabriannee 14

That's terrible first experience. I'm sorry, OP.

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